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on Tue, Jul 5, 2016 at 4:00 AM
How you continue to be in operation is beyond me. Sadly Ive had better service on Aeroflot. Do you realize how bad you have to be for Aeroflot to be better than you? —Whoosh
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on Tue, Jul 5, 2016 at 4:00 AM
Its been nearly a week and no Brexit bitching? Does anyone even read the news around here any more? Or is everyone just reading the minutes of the city council meetings these days. —Cheerio
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on Mon, Jul 4, 2016 at 11:41 AM
"I'm spending my kids inheritance"
That's a bumper sticker I read today. That's fine, it's your money, do what you want with it. However, it's not really their inheritance if you're spending it, it's just money. My question is, did your parents spend your inherentance? And if so, did they rub your nose in it? The baby boomers love complaining about millenials. Well, we learned our selfishness from the best. The funny thing is, we're not nearly as selfish or lazy as boomers and X'ers. It's sad, but true. We are the generation that will have to change the way things are done. The rest of you can continue coasting and complaining. I know I generalized quite a bit there, i realize that life is shades of gray, however it's hard not to generalize when all I hear from older generations is how lazy millenials are. —32 year old young feller
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on Mon, Jul 4, 2016 at 11:41 AM
I take the bus x2/day everyday, and I never cease to be amazed at just how ineffectively and inefficiently our bus system operates: busses routinely 5 mins early (meaning you miss the bus) or 10-15 mins late (meaning you've been waiting 20 mins because you show up super early so you don't miss it being early), or the fuckin thing doesn't come at all and you just wait for the next one on the route, also late (happens not infrequently). It's a goddamn shame we can't have a working transit system like every other goddamn city. —Still Waiting for the No. 7
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on Mon, Jul 4, 2016 at 11:40 AM
This is a pretty big problem in Nova Scotia, but yesterday one of you almost took out a van. To the lazy drivers: if only there was a way for you to indicate to other drivers/cyclists around you that you would like to turn or merge lanes...
—A vehicle's turn signal advocate
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on Sat, Jul 2, 2016 at 4:00 AM
If you youtube Reason Rally Cringe and can make it through an entire video without feeling like you want the zombie apocalypse to just happen already, then CONGRATULATIONS - you are an SJW and you are the problem. —Still and athiest, unfortunately
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on Sat, Jul 2, 2016 at 4:00 AM
To the spandex clad moron on the BLT trail Saturday morning, yelling at everyone to "Move the fuck over!" Perhaps you are angry because you missed out on the middle-age Tour de France? Or maybe you were going too fast (in your own mind) on a road bike, on a multi-use trail, to notice that the beautiful trail was SHARED by families, strollers, walkers, runners, dogs, children, old ladies, and happy people enjoying the sunshine and saying "Good morning!" to people as they passed by. It is cyclists like you that give cyclists a bad name (and make motorists want to run you over). Even the ATV drivers I have encountered on that trail have more courtesy and grace than you. I think the root of your anger must lie in the teensy tiny deflated inner tube you squished up into your cycling shorts when you mounted up.
—Happy BLT biker
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on Sat, Jul 2, 2016 at 4:00 AM
Why does old white cheddar taste like barf and why won't it melt? Other cheese tastes a little better, but completely vanishes when it melts. I put some on my quesadilla and after I took it out of the oven, it had turned to nothing but pure oil. WTF is this crap??? Your product sucks!!! —Make it better
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on Fri, Jul 1, 2016 at 4:00 AM
Great deal on the 5-dollar frying pan, EXCEPT why there gotta be fucking stickers stuck all over it! They don't even peel off! They just tear off in little pieces and leave sticky bits of gunk all over it. Even stickers on the bottom of the pan where you put it on the burner, to catch fire and make that burny smell all thru my apartment. I don't appreciate it! Get your shit together, put your stickers on the cardboard part of the product packaging, not on the product! My nerves are shot from all the cursing I just did. Why people gotta be such morons?? —Sticky Fingers
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on Fri, Jul 1, 2016 at 4:00 AM
Aviator sunglasses, Undercuts with beards, lumberjack plaid shirts, man-purses, flat-brim hats, Pictures with big smelly dogs, always a pitbull - ooh what a tough guy you are. Dirtbikes, disgusting wrangler jeans, awful sneakers, black dress shirt with a light-blue cumberbund. Ugh. Men of POF - get your shit together and find a woman already so that she can dress you.
—Fashion police