To the man at the table next to me at the sushi restaurant last week: Telling any woman "That's enough of the period talk" is extremely inappropriate, let alone a group of women you don't know and who never asked for your opinion. I'm sorry if overhearing the words “menstruation,” “flow” and “vagina” was so highly disturbing to you that you couldn't finish your meal...oh wait, I'm not. I hope you come to realize that menstruation is a totally normal and acceptable thing to talk about. It's something half the people in the world experience on a monthly basis. I also hope you remember that you came out of a vagina. sincerely, —Menstruator

To the security guard: The policy is a valid active university ID after-hours. You should try reading it sometime instead of enforcing made up bullshit at your discretion, you smug jerk. —Please Show Me Where That is Written

Congratulations on your new location, unfortunately I think the new location has ruined the bar I knew and loved. Do not get me wrong, the old place had its flaws (I knew what those people hanging outside the bathroom were up to) but the new location is out of control. In the few times I've been there since I moved back to the city, I've seen enough “rave kids” pop drugs on the dance floor. I've had people sit at my table whom I didn't even know, and start dealing from the table. The best one though, was when of your “bus boys/security guards” cut in front of me in a washroom so he could do lines off the urinal. Bravo, bravo. On a positive note, most of the employees there are lovely. A few bad apples and a god awful drug-ridden environment, though. —404 911 NOT FOUND

Um in yer hed, Readin ur mind Kontrollin yer akshuns —Da Illuminati

...........This is bullshit ...true wisdom is in realizing we know nothing and never will.....that's what the mouse told me anyway. Apes may be close relatives, but they are not biologically human. Apes have more chromosomes and their DNA is only 95% similar to humans. Why did the Neanderthals die out? Or the Denisovans and the Hobbit people of Indonesia and other humanoids; but humans did not? Because, they are different species. Ten years after being discovered, the 'Hobbit Human' remains a controversial figure, with some researchers now thinking that this diminutive 3-foot, human-like being might not have been human after all. A commentary in the latest issue of Nature theorizes that the Hobbit Human could have descended from the more ancient pre-human group, Australopithecus. If the H. floresiensis lineage had a more primitive origin than the oldest known H. erectus fossils so far identified in Asia, then we would have to re-evaluate the dominant explanation for how humans arose and spread from Africa. It would mean that a whole branch of the human evolutionary tree in Asia had been missing. The current position in science is that Erectus, Heidlbergensis (the common ancestor of Neanderthalensis and Denisovans), and Sapiens all emerged in Africa and spread outward, and that there were complex patterns of interbreeding between Neanderthalensis and Denisovans and Sapiens, and multiple species of human and proto-human alive at the same time. See, your scientific theory has no more validity or proof than my creationist one. Evolution is for suckers. I am a believer in creationism. All creatures great and small, the Lord God created them all. Remember, the world's scientific scholars once believed the earth was flat. Scientists are coming up with new and wilder theories every day and then retracting their prior findings or supposed "facts". I believe it was Einstein who once said, "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough." I can explain our origin in one word - God.  —the big cheese

Hey, if I'm paying $900/month plus power to live here, I would appreciate that I don't have to deal with the following noises from neighbors:

-Loud sex
-Loud music
-Some dude growling like a vicious dog
-Thumping and running
-Kids screaming
-Loud TV
I filed 17 noise complaints since I moved here in November and nothing has been done! Fuck this fucking apartment building and the trash that live here! —Need a house stat

Dating is hard. Making friends is even harder. Why are we so quick to just dispose of good people? To The Australian, The Chef, The Lawyer, The Artist, The Electrician, YA's Friend and anyone else I may encounter in the future: I'm not perfect by any means. But I am pretty, I am smart and funny. I am very caring and helpful. I am loyal and honest. I am fun and adventurous, I like to try new things - things you like. I give the best blowjob you've ever had and I am the most sexually open and experienced person that you'll likely ever meet. So why then did you just walk out of my life like I am nothing, like I was never anything to you? I never said I wanted to marry any of you. I never said that we had to be together all the time. I also didn't even suggest that we had to only see each other exclusively. I am relatively new to town, and I was looking for friends. Of course one day I'd like to stumble upon more, but above all the times we've fucked and fooled around we've hung out and had fun - as friends. If you've decided that my loose skin from losing so much weight was too much for you to handle and you'd rather move on and find someone who is tight and toned, I get it. My body is fucked up. But I'm not. I'm a good person. I'm reasonable. I understand that that you might want someone less physically damaged, I even told you that from the beginning. What I don't understand is, why aren't we friends? Why do you no longer value and respect me as e person? Why don't we hang out? I'm still willing to bet that though missy might have tighter abs she's not as pretty as me, nor as nice, as funny, as smart. She also more than likely doesn't have my kind of hair, the hair that made you swipe right in the first place. The hair that you love to tangle your fingers in. You might be able to coach her into doing the things that I do in bed, but will she be as chill and relaxed as I am? Will she understand your humour or have enough of her own to make you laugh? I'm a good friend, not a disposable sex toy. Why am I being treated as one? —Eyed and Curly Haired Insatiable Sex Toy

This morning I was at a downtown crosswalk. My light was clearly red. I looked both ways, and there weren't any cars in either direction as far as the eye could see (3 blocks or more). I did what many people would do and I crossed on the red light. As it turned out there was an undercover police officer stationed at that corner, specifically to target pedestrian violations. Why all the focus and resources to crackdown on pedestrians lately? I won't believe that it's related to all the crosswalk injuries, because almost 100% of those are driver errors when the pedestrian has the right of way. Insurance industry statistics were recently released that showed Halifax had the worst motor vehicle accident rate in Canada. 86th out of 86. Why on earth would the HRP be so focussed on punishing pedestrians? It's almost like they want to discourage walking. —Glenn

Yes, I'm happy being single. No I don't want to be set up, no I don't want to go on a blind date and no I don't want to date you. So please let me be happy all by myself and stop with all this pressure to be someone I'm not. This is my choice and time is not going to change my point of view. —Just stop

The title says it all! I doubt you have young children or you would not have been such a prissy crotch spawn about you not being able to think in the kids section of the store. They are kids, your an adult grow a pair of women balls and talk to them if what they are doing is bothering you (ya know like adults should do, then talk this bitch). All kids are not as anal retental as you, thank God. We all don't have trees stuck up our backside like you. Grow a pair all you whiny shoppers without kids. I don't give a **** if your brain doesn't function with a little noise. Get off that unicorn your riding, with those delusional expectations of kids. —Queen bitch mom of 4