You know who you are. Coming into work everyday, mooching cigarettes,  money, drives, pain killers, et cetera. Just because I live comfortably and you don't (which is 100 percent your own fault), does not entitle you to what I have earned. When I say no, don't go behind my back and complain about me not doing something or giving something to you. Remember that money I gave you two years ago to buy groceries and dog food? You still haven't paid it back, and it was only $40. You are a grown-ass woman. You have had severe pain on a "monthly basis" since you were a teenager. Newsflash! You can buy Midol at Dollarama. Start taking responsibility for yourself. While I'm at it, stop asking the boss man for money to fix your teeth. You have dental insurance...oh wait! All the cheap dentists have you blacklisted for not paying your bill! Stop expecting everyone to drive you everywhere. If I have to hear you complain about having to work until 12:30 with someone who will not drive you home, and bitch about the boss scheduling you to work with them, I'm gonna puke in your face. It's not her job to arrange your transportation. I just don't understand how a 40-year-old woman can treat others like you do. Also, if I say I don't have something to give, don't go in my purse to see if I actually do or not. That's totally disrespectful. I hope I get you for secret Santa so I can buy you a sign that just says "clue" so maybe you will get one because everyone telling you this ALL THE TIME hasn't worked so far. —The hand that is done feeding

You guys are jerks, and I'm so glad to finally be rid of your petty, mean and juvenile antics. What a relief to never have to see you again. I feel so liberated! Thanks for showing me (and everyone else) your true colours. You're awful. Good luck to you, KZ, PY, YD, ZF, and WH! —The One That Got Away

I feel like I'm a drunk with one good eye trying to ascertain who's on first with this new 'best of' issue. PS still love you, doe. —If I Started Paying a Quarter Could You Go to a Better Printer, Please?

No dear what's truly shameful is people like you who allow their children to rule and want and ask for things that are not for them and you allow them to have it. No dear it is you who should be ashamed of yourself for being so ignorant, angry and self-centered and controlled by your children instead of doing the right thing and telling them NO!!! —I'm not ashamed one bit.

Pierre with hair says that his first bill will reduce taxes to the middle class. I'd be excited about this, but most of us aren't middle class. —Pissed off and broke

To the total asshat who sat outside near North & Agricola Wednesday night and wolf whistled, tunelessly whistled, whistled random notes, and whistled everything imaginably annoying, YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF. —Fuck off, asshole

I do not understand why the hell we get tests for things we did not study that weren't in the text book in math!!! I hate all the bougey propaganda in history! I hate pretentious english teachers that think every single fucking thing has to be deep! I hate teachers that complain instead of trying to be a compassionate human being or like, teaching, like a teacher! I hate everyone who told me I was special and to reach for the stars because quite frankly my feet are firmly on the ground. I am intelligent and compassionate and school hates me. It is a fucking living hell. I also hate all of the fucking pro-advanced shit propaganda in my school. I cannot stand this place. please get me out of here. —all i feel is regret snail u l8r

To the bus driver who was driving the 80 Tuesday to Halifax; You're a jerk. My fiance got on the bus and was opening some crackers since we hadn't eaten all day and all of a sudden we hear "BUDDY! BUDDY! YOU CANT EAT IN HERE!" Good enough, that's not a big deal even though we always see people eating on the bus, but to yell at my fiance and call him 'BUDDY', fuck off. A simple "Sir, you can't eat on this bus" would have sufficed. Professionalism people, use it. —Not your buddy

For the last year or so I have been slowing selling items on Kijiji. Particularly for larger items there seems to be a trend. What has been happening is that buyers have become persistent on making their first offer a hard price?! They have the gull to first reduce the price usually by a 1/3 or more then make it their final offer?? I usually follow up by offering to meet them half way with the price and the response 9/10 is "no" and there is no more communication. I actually don't mind on moving my price but how do you expect me to move on my price when you won't move on yours?!?! It is so ignorant!!! Drives me nuts!!! —online seller

I love candy, fire crackers and a brisk wind on a hot day. I don't like cactus's, ferrets Lionel Ritchie and head bands. I think head bands looked cool on Terry Fox but thats about it. —Jomo