Bros only? Come drink beer and check out chicks? I'm all for small business collaboration and encouraging people to try new activities, but seriously? I dunno who wrote this description for a men's only yoga class but it's gross, and they should be ashamed. It's pandering and reinforces really fucking stupid clichés that for the life of me, I cannot understand why are still being perpetuated in 2015. It's offensive to both men and women. Thank god I can't attend—I don't go to yoga to be checked out. And that's not why any man should be encouraged to go, either. —I need some yoga and a drink

Are there good men in the HRM? Are they housed in a secret location? I can tell you there are stalkers who stalk you on dating sites (four years and counting....it's sheer hell, I tell you). There are men who pretend to be upstanding, worthy citizens....until they get in your vag and then *poof,* just like their five-minute erection (okay, two, at most), they're gone. I always thought there were good guys until I came to Hali. I know! They're over in Cape Breton! —Cuppajo

What the hell is going on, Agricola Street? Who is peeing enough to make an entire city block reek? (You know the urine-soaked one I'm talking about, you've probably held you breath for its length, too.) Why has this been a problem for like two years? How much piss does it take to make such a smell? Who has a hose I can borrow? —Can a girl breathe?

Earth has way more water than Mars, plus our moon is bigger than your two stupid tiny moons. Like what, a few hundred kilometres in diameter? Pathetic! So now it turns out there is flowing water? BIG DEAL! We've had flowing water for billions of years —you know what else we've had? OCEANS, motherfucker—with tides and shit. But oh noooo, "Look at me, I'm Mars. I have small amounts of water that flow sometimes depending on the time of year. I'm such a magical gem." You think you’re so special, but guess what? You are just a shitty red pile of rocks populated by robots. And you have tiny moons. —Earth is better than your stupid lame Martian ass

I know you're not being honest.You only love yourself. —Courts closed

im so lonely rn, I just really want your company... there aren't many places I feel comfortable or enjoy;;; I just want friends... but al of the people ignore my posts and only like people posts who have comfort. I go to the club and dance, nobody likes to dance tho.. when I update my status you just scroll past it;;; — im a succulent rn..

So there is a certain online publication that that starts with a C and rhymes with toast and has an "Events Listing", "News+Opinion", "Bitch" and so on, including a "Dating" section. Under said dating section is "Halifax Kinky" which for close to a year now has said it is coming soon in early 2015. I think you missed your deadline. What's up with that? —Where's the Kink?

Omf...there was a story on CBC Radio now about "sweat shaming". People need to get over themselves. If you go into a Starbucks after a run and you are sweating; don't take it too personally if someone happens to say: "oh, you must have been running." This is called...are you ready...small talk. This is not news or is it newswortny. Hell...probably not bitchworthy. When I heard the story; I thought it had to be a joke...still not sure. —shamed just shamed

This was going to be a bitch about losing a job, but then I realized how much more there is to it. This city. The people. It's a joke. Theres no employment opportunities, tuition will ruin your future, and no moral relationships are happening. The older people are getting crankier by the SECOND, and the road rage is UNREAL. Besides the fact that I am struggling to eat, theres more problems I (we all) face on a daily basis. So, here's a big F#%@ you to all the past, present, and future bitchers. If your worries consist a bus driver, an ex, or even an a-hole you encountered that day, you are the richest you will ever be in your life. You are experiencing something called the "social norms" and I am officially welcoming you to life. —Just stop to think for a second

Almost every day, my 3 year old Black Lab Koko and I hit up our favourite dog friendly coffee shop on the way to the park. We are always greeted with a smile from the staff and they always give him a treat. Until today..... Unfortunately there is a crusty dog hating human out there that took it upon themselves to complain to the health inspector about people bringing their pets in for 2 minutes while ordering coffee instead of tethering them outside. When the staff behind the counter informed me, they were just as upset about it as we were. The girl on the cash pointed out the fact that it doesn't make sense, seeing as some people that come in for coffee wear the same clothes every day and smell like they haven't showered for a week, but they are still allowed inside and she has to serve them.... Anyway, to the miserable person that ruined our daily routine instead of just staying at home surrounded by your own crustiness or going to another coffee shop, thanks! —Koko & Derek