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Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Posted on Wed, Jun 17, 2015 at 4:00 AM

Okay why do they keep talking about eliminating the Senate as the only alternative? Why can't we have an elected Senate? Let the people have a say in this! —Bluesnozer

Posted on Wed, Jun 17, 2015 at 4:00 AM

To the person who almost hit me while I was pulling out of a local business. You were far enough away but you were clearly going above the speed limit. I barely had enough time. The speed limit is 50 km/hour for a reason. Then you look at me like I'm an idiot. It is the reason why some people should not be allowed to drive. To all the people who fly on streets where there are business,buildings and intersections. Slow down and stop being so rude and self righteous! —Shaken up

Posted on Wed, Jun 17, 2015 at 4:00 AM

To the guy on the ferry on Saturday afternoon heading to Dartmouth - yeah you , you POS The one who was scaring the beejueezud out of his kid - grabbing him, shaking him and threatening to throw him over the rail - get help now! Your eyes were blazing and your neck cord was standing out and why? Learn to discipline your kid the right way and 'mom' pay attention to what is going on and not to your FB status ok? You both need help Thanks for ruining what should have been a nice ferry ride for me, your kid and the other two kids that were with you and had to see that! —Yes, it is my business!

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Posted on Tue, Jun 16, 2015 at 10:22 AM

When a person says wonderful things to you and follows what sounds like loving praise with a big, fat BUT (insert excuses here)...you need to understand that they're not professing love for you, they're just trying to be polite while making space. Take a fucking hint and go find yourself the respect you never had. —It's true love, BUT...

Posted on Tue, Jun 16, 2015 at 10:21 AM

I'm still awake. It's 3 in the morning, and I'm afraid to sleep. I lay myself down and panic. After 4 years, she leaves, because she graduated. And I try to keep my head above water. Then the Winter came, and the world was covered in ice. I couldn't leave my home. I thought school would take my mind off the loss, my mind was still with it, but now I had to juggle extra courses. I could never see my friends. I'm surprised any are left. I miss you grandma. Easter weekend. Some kind of divine miracle. I'll see you again someday? I made a new friend. The only one I had in the city, but she left too, a few weeks back. My roommates are leaving as well. No one stays in you Nova Scotia, and I'm stuck owing you money. The subject that I once loved is turning bitter, and illegible. I feel if I had a social life to balance with it, maybe I could see it in a new light. I'm trying to connect with people, but I don't know what they want anymore. I want to just talk to someone. I've been trying too. I want to talk about something besides this, with someone besides myself. Now I have to move back in with my mom, who I never understood, for a life I don't want to live anymore. When Pandora released all evil upon the world, at the bottom of the box was hope. I once thought it was there to give us strength to fight for a brighter future. I now know it was there to lure us in further, so that the evils might envelop us fully. Nothing destroys a soul more than the loss of hope. So fuck you life. Go on and kill the next person. —The Heart Primordial

Posted on Tue, Jun 16, 2015 at 10:20 AM

To the person who stole my water bottle off a park bench on the Mainland North Linear Parkway: I don't care about the $5 water bottle you took. I cared about the gatorade in that bottle which I needed to keep myself hydrated during a grueling interval workout. Thanks to you, I had to complete a 90 minute workout with a dry, sore throat. Naive me didn't bother hiding the bottle because I figured anyone who saw it would assume it belonged to one of the many runners on trail and was still being used (considering it was full when you stole it.) —Cranky, sweaty runner

Monday, June 15, 2015

Posted on Mon, Jun 15, 2015 at 10:45 AM

All you had to do was follow the large overhead signs and place your vehicle in the one indicating the destination you wanted. But no, instead you chose to ignore this, and as a result almost t-boned me and my car this morning in the Armdale roundabout. Long story short, I hate that dumb fucks like you get behind the wheel. —Iobey Roadsigns

Posted on Mon, Jun 15, 2015 at 10:43 AM

I'm going to catch you dumping your dog shit, McDonald's bags and half-eaten pizza in my trash can. And when I catch you, I am going to make you eat all the dog shit that's been piling up and I'm going to make you drink all the shit contaminated rain water that's sloshing around in it. —Canned Heat

Sunday, June 14, 2015

Posted on Sun, Jun 14, 2015 at 4:00 AM

You are, in every respect, a distant and cold dictator. You remain silent when I communicate, you're never there right when I need you the most and you're not all everybody cracks you up to be. In short, you're incredibly overrated. So now I have decided to turn my back on you. True, my overall wellbeing is in your hands, a sit were, yet independence from your hypocrisy and tyranny means more to me than simply being well. I may lose in this war with you, yet I want you to know that you abandoned and betrayed me first, watching me suffer for years when you easily could have helped. My forgiveness, understanding and tolerance is a heap of ashes blown by the winds of change. You can destroy my life, certainly, yet just know that, if eternity is indeed a fact beyond consciousness, I will reject you with every cell and minute essence of my being. Hate Eternal. —Beyond your grasp

Saturday, June 13, 2015

Posted on Sat, Jun 13, 2015 at 4:00 AM

Hello, I'm a Troll, no not one of those awful internet trolls. I'm a real, green skinned, live under a bridge, ask riddles three, honest to goodness troll. I would like to go on record right now and say that I do not condone the actions of those pesky internet trolls. They give us real Trolls a bad name, I'm tired of it. Trolls used to be kinda cool, perfect for fairy tales and fantasy adventure. Now the name Troll conjures up terms like, racism, sexism, ext.. I'm not racist nor am I sexist I'll let anyone cross my bridge. Provided they answer my questions three, of coarse. If they fail? Well then I would be obligated, under troll law, to eat the failed.... I guess I could be perceived as kind of a dick too? That point is moot anyway, no one crosses my bridge in the forest. Ever since they put the road, and highway in. —A Real Troll