A bike got ripped off, our of our back yard,

In the following search, found a stray hit by a car,

That Cat, She'd pull through,

They took her straight to the pound,

There's a reason that I hate this town... —Mr. Majestic

you need to seak mental health, i think you are actually a pychopath, not kidding you are a very disturbed person and i don't think you know it, like for real. you are a clueless psycho which is truely terrifying. —enough

LOL The politicians think 'city wide free WiFi' will show that Halifax is a 'forward thinking city'... To bad that: 1) Free WiFi is only in the rich parts of town, thereby available to those who least need it. 2) The entire nation of Estonia has free WiFi and this would have been "Forward thinking" if the year was still 2002. 3) Halifax looks like the shitty part of Boston circa the 1970s as shown in Good Will Hunting... 4) Our roads look and drive like roads in areas of the world that are currently engaged in civil wars. 5) A 500 million dollar 'convention center' should have been a 500 million dollar Aquaponic system, at least it would have done something productive then. 6) Fuck your gentrification and increasingly pushing the poor into smaller more industrialized areas; at least we know the Haves who are building right along side of us, have the exact same view, only for three quarters of a million dollars. —Stoner Retard Who Could Design A Better City In His Sleep

I yearn for the day when the little sperm/egg combinations go back to school and the neighbourhood quiets the fuck down again. When I was young, the darkness meant QUIET THE FUCK DOWN YOU LITTLE ARSES! (directed toward the parents of you darling, little sperm/eggers) —Mr. Meaty

Halifax Traffic just reported: 'Person on a motorized scooter / wheelchair attempting to cross the Mackay Bridge, Dartmouth bound. Traffic building up behind them.' Now just how fucking stupid would you be to pull off this stunt??? —Shakes Head In Disbelief

I have a friend who takes his dog to various parks, including Long Lake. I have told this friend repeatedly that dog owners are supposed to pick up their dog's poo with a plastic bag and deposit it into a trash can or take it home to toss. But, no, he thinks it's o.k. to use a pooper scooper and toss dog turds into the woods. He figures that's better than filling the landfill with plastic bags of dog shit. Then he complains that the park smells like dog shit. Go fucking figure that one out. —Tired of Beating Head Against Wall

To the shithead who tried to pass a car in a two way street near Spring Garden then stuck his head out his window and yelled "IT'S A ONE WAY STREET" at ME after almost creating a head-on collision with my car: it's a TWO WAY street, you butt. Maybe next time you want to be an asshole you should think first and check your facts before you speak. —A better driver than you (and I'm Asian)

To the cyclist who passed me from behind within centimetres of me while I was walking on the Halifax Common pathway and said "move it asshole", in case you didn't hear me the first time it's, "Fuck you motherfucker!" I hope you get run over by a fucking cement truck dickface, and I hope you end up in alot of pain. Some cyclists are total dicks. —"Tired" of cyclists

Just a big fuck you to my so called manager. Everyone thinks it. Fuck you. —SNS

So you went out of your way to steal my girlfriend from me a few months ago. Not the best experience, getting dumped. On top of that, you and my ex go out west and at first I was thinking, “Great, he's going to be making more money than me as well.” How fucking wrong I was! You came back home broke as a joke and moved in with your dad because you got fired from not one, not two, but THREE jobs! Time for a career change, dude; construction is not your forte. My ex dumped you for a guy out there who was actually competent in his job. I never believed in the whole karma thing before, but now I have a change of heart. —Enjoyed seeing this asshole fail