You could slip a mountain past you dumb fucks.

Ex-mayor Peter Kelly starts new career in pest control http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/ex-mayor-peter-kelly-starts-new-career-in-pest-control-1.2694493

"Halifax considers repealing "redundant" pesticide bylaw" http://halifax.mediacoop.ca/story/halifax-considers-repealing-redundant-pesticide-by/22351 —See you all in Hell

They are multiplying again at 200 Ilsley Ave. If your bike was stolen it may be at MT. Thieves may forget they have stolen it and left it on the bike rack or you are a forgetful bicyclist. —Describe your ride and get it back

anti-abortion protesters... terrible. the mere thought of you vile slugs makes me sick. —almost everybody

Do NOT buy from a certain burger joint. We told them a few months back about how their delivery company had tried to falsely inflate the bill on us on a few occasions, and how they had put a meat patty on the veggie burger on two separate occasions, etc... etc... We went a long period from getting anything from them, but the other day we did again and there were also issues with the order, which we kindly brought to their attention. Do you know how they responded? By accusing us of trying to get free food. Free food by politely telling them that they had put a meat patty on a vegan burger? Free food by respecting them enough to tell them when they had messed up other orders in the past? I thought it was my duty to tell them. If I had a business-I'd sure want to know... WTF? —Frigthoseguys

Hey anti-choice protestors, you know what? It's going to take a lot more than some gratuitously violent signs on a street corner to make me change my values. You don't live in this community, and so you're obviously unaware of the fact that most of us respect women and their choice to make decisions that affect their own bodies. I don't see that changing any time soon. Some crazy old men and brainwashed teens spouting diatribe at me on my way to work ain't gonna change a thing. Take your ridiculous signs, your inaccurate and extremist rhetoric and go back to where you came from! —Pro-choicer

I know people love to do the annual run to local music festivals. Many amazing acts perform at them. Often, the number of acts you get to see are huge in proportion to what you pay. Often, the “admission” fee is well worth the number of acts. HOWEVER...MANY of these “local” acts are visible for little or no cover charge at local venues (which is moot, since 90 per cent of local venues pay their acts a set fee and take the admission fee PLUS the beverage sales as profit). GO TO A FREAKING LOCAL VENUE TO SEE LOCAL TALENT INSTEAD OF PAYING TO CAMP OUT, OVERPAY VENDORS FOR FOOD AND NOT SHOWER! —I fully expect to get slammed for this post

Up until a few nights ago my backyard was dark enough that I could see the stars on a clear night, one of my favorite things to do. And then all of a sudden two nights ago I'm standing in my kitchen looking out the back window and realize there is a spotlight on me. It's so bright that it lights up any room in the house facing the backyard, and the stars have faded out. My yard is mostly woods in the back, however there is a street beyond that, and someone it seems has gotten a new light for their back patio, which they have not turned off for days. All well and good, but could you please take note of where that light is being directed. I would be so grateful if you could replace the bulb with a softer light or change the angle so that it's pointing down and not directly into my home. —Missing The Stars

Where the hell is my horoscope this week? Let's just completely forget that the dates between March 20 and April 20 exist; good call. — Angered Aries

So I just came across these assholes during my lunch hour outside the VG standing around with their signs. I might actually sympathize a little bit with their movement if they actually gave two shits about the babies after they're born. These hypocrites only care about the kids' life while it's still inside the mother so it still isn't actually their problem. —Sick of truly selfish people

Having an uncle pull me aside and tell me he could get me pregnant was a WONDERFUL experience. — Thank fuck for good friends