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Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Posted on Tue, Apr 29, 2014 at 11:55 AM

I am actually relieved to know you are still the same reprehensible jerk. I tried to forgive and understand but all I can conclude is that you are (and always will be) a miserable person. -Happy For The Lucky Escape From You

Monday, April 28, 2014

Posted on Mon, Apr 28, 2014 at 12:39 PM

Why are we so upset with people coming from other parts of the world to work? There are people in this country who do not want to work in certain labour-intensive jobs, so if they don't, give the job to someone who will? It's really odd that people get upset about jobs that they don't want. -Leave Nova Scotia

Posted on Mon, Apr 28, 2014 at 12:36 PM

What is the proper etiquette for the effing elevator? People in the am getting on the elevator seem to be clueless that others might be exiting the elevator. Usually I get a nasty look because they assume that I should let them on first. So, what is correct? I usually stand at the very front, not giving the fuckers a chance and, well, they do the same. -I Hate Fuckwads

Posted on Mon, Apr 28, 2014 at 12:35 PM

How can people simply treat others like garbage and have no remorse? I don't understand. To the length of basically making them homeless too. Some may say karma, but I don't want to wait around and hope you feel as awful as I do one day. I can only hope that one day you will realize how awful you are and change for the better. -Scumscumscum

Posted on Mon, Apr 28, 2014 at 12:34 PM

I just don't get you. Why would you flush your applicator? Are you also flushing your kids' diapers? Or your cutlery and plates when you are done eating? And why do you still buy plastic applicators when there are cardboard ones available? The other day my two-year-old daughter put a "pretty" pink applicator in her mouth while playing at the beach, not knowing that this thing has already seen the inside of a woman's vagina. How gross is that? (Seriously, do they really have to be pink?) GROW UP and take on some responsibility for your environment. I am not a Canadian citizen but I love the beauty of this country and it makes me sad and angry to see all these tampon applicators washed up on the shore (not to mention Tim Hortons cups...). -Angry Applicator Hater

Posted on Mon, Apr 28, 2014 at 12:32 PM

Ever wonder why the guys you want don't want you back? Ever wonder why the type of guys who DO want you are just average-looking or less? You bitch about this all of the time and complain about still being single at 36. Yes, I get it, people typically choose mates of relatively equal levels of physical attractiveness and I understand you want someone on par with you in the looks, but you are not nearly as pretty as you think you are. You're not ugly, but you're not good- looking either, just AVERAGE! The guys you label as 'equal' or 'on your level' actually look quite a bit better than you. And the guys you think are not even in the same league as you are actually the ones in your range and probably who you should be aiming for! If you'd realize that you're only a five and not an eight, you might be a lot happier and maybe even break this cycle of being single. -Your Blunt Reality Check

Posted on Mon, Apr 28, 2014 at 12:29 PM

In the 80s a select few of us did this to freak out little old ladies and shake things up. Today, little old ladies have multiple piercings and and people who dress like little old ladies are more fun. -Is That A Piercing In Your Penis, or Are You Just Happy To Be The Centre of Attention

Posted on Mon, Apr 28, 2014 at 12:27 PM

Hey panhandler who is dressed in better and hipper clothes than I am wearing: If I give you a loonie, would you give me your hand-me-downs after you grow out of them? I want to wear hip and expensive clothes too. -Peek-a-Hipster

Posted on Mon, Apr 28, 2014 at 12:26 PM

I love my mother and the females in my life, but I like to think that their titties don't flash like headlights with the high beams on. I know hard work will not guarantee riches but I do know it's part of the real world. I appreciate the expression using the English language and not slang. A slang word is here one day and gone the next. I appreciate peaceful people who are nice and smile, not the selfish phony "gotta get mine" nonsense. Sorry Rap Music, I'm not buying your BS philosophies. You infect the most manipulatable among us and leave behind Justin Bieber-like sensibilities. Please go out of style soon. -Country Music Listening Boy

Friday, April 25, 2014

Posted on Fri, Apr 25, 2014 at 2:24 PM

I realize you are from a generation in which it was considered acceptable to call blacks “those people,” and to make disparaging comments about them, but this is 2014. Just because someone has a last name that you assume implies his race, it’s not OK to say “well of COURSE he hasn’t done (insert whatever you think he should have done), he’s one of THOSE people, and we all know how shiftless they are.” -Glad I Don't Work There