Why is it every time I turn on my vibrator, this one nosy neighbour comes out of his apartment and starts walking up and down the hallway? Mind your business, asshole. Could you give a bitch some privacy? No, I'm not going to open the door someday and invite you in. Get back inside your batcave and fuck off already.
—A bitch trying to cum, here

To all the smokes who are upset over the smoking ban: Get over it! No one wants to smell your stank breath or tobacco smoke. You are getting butt-hurt over nothing. You can't walk down the street and drink a beer, so why be allowed to smoke a smoke? Maybe take it as a clue: The government is trying to save your lives. Smoking is bad for you anyway. Go smoke in your home, away from my lungs.
—Free, clean air

...while talking to me on the phone today, and everyone like him: Whining and crying and saying shit like "fantastic fucking service" just makes you sound like a child. Sorry (not sorry) you couldn't get exactly what you wanted and were VERY SLIGHTLY inconvenienced by something but that's life. Grow up.
—Boo hoo

This is gonna make sound like a whiny old lady, but what the fuck is wrong with teenagers now? At my workplace, we've hired almost a dozen 16-18 year olds since the beginning of the school year and more than half of them got interviewed, came to orientation, got put on the schedule, and just never showed up. What the fuck? Plenty of people with bills and rent to pay who are willing to work could be taking those jobs instead of these stupid pre-adults who are still living at home with Mommy and Daddy to pay for them. These kids' parents need to stop shoving them out the door to get a job when they don't have enough responsibility to look after a goldfish.
—Working adult

I don't give a fuck what religion you are or what your dietary preferences are, but I am getting fucking sick of the "no-bacons" coming to the restaurant where I work and not shutting the fuck up about it. We get it. You don't eat bacon. You only need to say it ONCE! You don't need to repeat it at the end of every fucking sentence; we aren't fucking idiots, we understand what "no bacon" means. Honestly this goes for anyone being a repetative little shit when they order, but to the no-bacons in particular: Shut the fuck up.
—I don't care what you don't eat, just stop shoving it in my face like you're proud of it

If you ask for a double burger, that means one burger with two patties. It does not mean two seperate burgers. I don't know why this has become such a thing, but people need to stop asking for double burgers when they actually want two singles. It pisses you off to get the wrong order, it pisses off whoever's making (and remaking) your food and it pisses off the cashiers who have to ring in (and re-ring in) your order. Stop pissing everyone off and order like someone who actually knows how to speak English.
—Tired of getting yelled at because you don't know how to order

Please stop harassing women who don't want to date you. No means no. Please leave this city. We have to avoid the North End because of you. We will continue to tell every woman not to date you. You make us feel unsafe and scared and we don't want your obsessive stalking behavior to make any other women here afraid.
—Two women who have your number and are stronger together

So, that makes two straight days that bus #4 left over five minutes late from the Lacewood terminal despite the bus, and its driver, having been at the terminal 10 minutes early? How's that work you ask? Extended coffee break I would gather. This has happened a lot lately.

While we're on the subject of the new route #4, I decided to reserve judgement when it was announced. However, the verdict is in. It sucks. Why does a bus that's heading from Dalhousie to Lacewood head in the wrong direction and take a detour to SMU and Spring Garden Road? I thought the goal of the redesign was to straighten out the routes and make them more sensible? Wouldn't it make more sense to start the route at SMU, head down Robie to Dal, then head straight to Lacewood? It is the university bus right? It's not the "loop-di-loop and lets pick up a bunch of drunks late at night on Spring Garden route" is it? How does a 10-15 minute detour to SMU and Spring Garden (depending on traffic) make my route better?

I like the extended hours and being able to catch the bus at the SUB at Dalhousie rather than that sketchy bus stop on Robie and South streets, but every other thing about this route is awful and results in a net loss. Every time the bus turns right onto Robie at Robie & South instead of left a little part of me dies inside and another 15 minutes of life is taken away from me.

Figure this out Halifax Transit. Figure it out.
—Make buses convenient so people will stop using cars so much

Skateboarders, get off the sidewalks.
—I.G.

Guess what? If somebody has successfully filed an application with Immigration Canada—whether it's an application for permanent residence, refugee status, a work visa, or citizenship—they are not here 'illegally' or doing anything 'illegal' by being here. They are going through or have gone through the legitimate legal channels they're supposed to go through to be here lawfully, you fucking moron.
I literally had you rant to me about how "illegals were getting free healthcare"...wait for it...from Immigration Canada. When I said they would have to have an approved status to get any government funded healthcare, you insisted: "Nope they were illegals." Yes, a federal government department just has a bunch of people remaining in the country illegally on roaster they're funding free healthcare to.
—Just admit you do not like immigrants...