Every summer, I have to endure you fucking cultural morons and your endless commenting about how I 'have such a nice tan!' It's my natural fucking colour. I am biracial. I get yellowish in winter and when I get the tiniest bit of sun in the summer, I get brown because I AM BIRACIAL AND THIS IS WHAT I AM SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE.
—Mestiza

Did you know that no one makes a pickup truck in Canada?
Sure, you small-car or take-the-bus-types might be happy, but think about it for moment. The pickup truck is almost iconic for the working class in Canada. We use it at work. We use it at home. We make fences, haul gravel, move grandma's apartment. The list never ends. But we can't buy a canadian truck anymore.
—Disappointed

To the lady who called me a bitch:

Do us dog people a favour and watch your mouth. You don't know my schedule, much less my dog's life, or my parents life, or when the dog was last at home. My dog was only left in the car for two minutes before you yelled at us and threatened to call the RCMP. He gets lots of love and attention and is walked daily. I make sure he gets fed and gets lots of water. He also gets play time and training time.

Listen, I know how he feels, but he was just out of the car a two minutes ago. So why not make our lives easier by putting a muzzle on your snout? Oh and I apologize for my loss of knowledge about legal rights, but where do you get off calling me a bitch, too?
—Total dog lover

We get it. You have a tiny dick, or you can't get it up, or what-the-fuck-ever, and having a way too loud, modded-to-hell car helps you feel better. That's fine.
But maybe you should get an actual nice car and supe it up instead of slapping a spoiler, some rims, and a woofer onto your shitty Honda? If you're gonna over-compensate, at least make yourself look good instead of looking like the dumbass bro you probably are.
—Sick of seeing shitty suped-up Civics

What the fuck is wrong with people? When you sit in a seat, don't sit with your feet stuck in the aisle. If I bang into you because you're blocking my way, tough shit. Do you stare at your smartphone and pretend you don't see anyone else and think you're the center of the universe? I don't think drivers will be required to tell people to clear the aisle: All drivers do is drive the bus, they rarely enforce any rules, except you can't bring your drink on board. You were still wearing your name tag from the burger joint you work in, so I guess I shouldn't expect too much from you. It seems that every day, the buses get worse and worse. I'm sure the ridership is way down as Halifax Transit gets managed to lower standards, but they don't care. How can they even count ridership? If a person uses a pass, there's no way to track numbers.
—Ready to get a car, screw the environment

You four, or five, or however many, have moved into the place above me. You pile compost garbage into the regular garbage and let it pile up so high on your deck that maggots rain through my bedroom ceiling for three fucking days.

You stomp around and up and down the stairs at 5am. Your friends blast their car stereos at the same time. You get mad when I turn up my music, though?

Fuck you. Stop picking on me and framing yourself as victims, you miserable pieces of shit.

You antagonize the hell out of me, yet I am absolutely sure you don't want a fight. But, I do know your friends want my apartment, as they have said as much to me.

Well fuck you. I grew up being bullied. As an adult, I have been in armed stand offs, so a bunch of fucking hippies isn't about to scare me off from the one place I can afford and thay provides me with the shelter I desire—other than the disrespectful little shits up stairs.
—Leave me the hell alone

So if your loud motorcycle pipes save you from other vehicles and wildlife, why don't we put loud pipes on all vehicles? Overnight we could stop all traffic accidents and never see roadkill again.
—come from away

So I guess the camel toe is cool now!?
—Confused shopper

Hey, Halifax, please stop littering.

Oh and please, please, please, start properly recycling. I just moved here from across the country, and although every place is inhabited by litter bugs, Halifax is by far much worse than where I come from. THIS IS OUR EARTH. It is already in a pretty dismal state, and it's only getting worse.

We need to ensure that we as individuals and communities do OUR part in taking care of this beautiful space we live in. PLEASE.
—C

Stop being stupid!
—Daddy