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Thursday, August 2, 2018
Last week you said "how would you like it if I drove my car on the sidewalk?"
Too soon, bro.
—Chill the fuck out
—Chill the fuck out
I wish this whole city knew what you did to me. I am so sick and tired of hearing "oh, but he was so nice." On the surface maybe you were. But you are a liar. You are an emotionally abusive trash fire. I refuse to feel anymore guilt. I am rebuilding my body. I am better without you.
—Survivor Of Your Bullshit
—Survivor Of Your Bullshit
Tuesday, July 31, 2018
Hi, hey, hello: We get it. You wanna crush that cardio. And apparently you can only do this in a group of 20, roaming the sidewalk like a pack of gazelles. But WHY in the world do you have to run around those of us trying to use the sidewalk to, you know, WALK PLACES? The other evening after dark, a group of you decided to run around me from behind (I was keeping to the right side of the sidewalk so you could've easily passed me single-file), making me think I was about to get mugged or trampled or worse. It's not good enough for you to take up all the space anymore, now apparently you need to scare the bejesus outta everyone else who might want some space, too. Thanks.
—Scared lady walking home
—Scared lady walking home
It seems there is a wide-spread, serious mechanical issue with most cars lately in HRM: All the indicator lights are out on the majority of makes and models, making it impossible to predict which way you are fucking going. This leads to me halting quickly while walking across the street when you almost run me over turning left without a signal and also making me stop within inches of your fucking bumper when you suddenly slam on the breaks to make your turn when driving. Get a clue, that little thingy on the steering wheel tells EVERYONE which way you are turning!
—I don't want to park in your trunk
—I don't want to park in your trunk
Certain stores need to stop jacking up their prices before putting on their "get one free" specials and thinking their customers don't notice. These stores seem to think the general public is completely stupid. Since when is Kraft Dinner over 2 bucks? I never pay over $1 for it! A can of beans for $2 something and get one free? Yeah right! Again, beans are usually under $1 any other time. A bag of Crispers, $3 something on your sale? Since when? I can get them for a buck something most times! How is this a deal? Fix your damn prices and quit false advertising "deals." You ain't foolin no one with this shit!
—Ain't nothing free in life
—Ain't nothing free in life
The councilor is wrong.
You aren't satire.
You are self parody. And have been for quite some time.
—Chesty Puller
You aren't satire.
You are self parody. And have been for quite some time.
—Chesty Puller
Monday, July 30, 2018
On behalf of everyone, enough with the goddamn humidity! Let's get back to the good old days when we complained about how cold it was.
—NeverHappy
—NeverHappy
I am sorry if this offends you, but I cannot stand majority of bikers. You have the ones driving on the road like a car, which I think they're supposed to do when there is no bike lane. But then, when we get to a red light, they all of a sudden are now riding on the sidewalk?! How is that fair? Would you like me to drive my car up on the sidewalk when I get to a red light? Oh wait, that's illegal.
—IHATEBIKERS
—IHATEBIKERS
Tuesday, July 24, 2018
I understand the intent behind the City’s cannabis bylaw even if I believe it’s meant to pacify those who fear Reefer Madness.
However, from a cost/benefit perspective, you are spending way too much money for little-to-no benefit. I will not argue this issue from a character perspective, but when challenged—and it will be challenged—the cost of shutting up these ignorant few will rise dramatically. Mayor Savage, reign in your councillors and don’t put us in a position where the world will only laugh at Halifax. I can assure you that I will finish my joint well before an enforcement officer can arrive to “educate” me—and there is no need as I already know the complainants are fruitcakes. They are the same ones who want me to license my cat and bike. Pardon the flippant tone of my bitch; I find stupidity in educated adults difficult to digest.
—Pot Head
However, from a cost/benefit perspective, you are spending way too much money for little-to-no benefit. I will not argue this issue from a character perspective, but when challenged—and it will be challenged—the cost of shutting up these ignorant few will rise dramatically. Mayor Savage, reign in your councillors and don’t put us in a position where the world will only laugh at Halifax. I can assure you that I will finish my joint well before an enforcement officer can arrive to “educate” me—and there is no need as I already know the complainants are fruitcakes. They are the same ones who want me to license my cat and bike. Pardon the flippant tone of my bitch; I find stupidity in educated adults difficult to digest.
—Pot Head