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Tuesday, July 10, 2018

Posted By on Tue, Jul 10, 2018 at 1:14 PM

To the woman who sarcastically yelled "Don't worry about me, I'll be okay!" after our arms bumped downtown on a sidewalk today: WTF is your problem? It's your fault we collided at all! Maybe try staying on the right instead of forming a wall? Take your shitty passive aggressive comment and shove it. Do you expect people to jump completely off the sidewalk to make room for you and your friends? Give me a break and learn a few social graces. People that do this are rude, self-absorbed, or oblivious and I'm over it.
—Just walking

Posted By on Tue, Jul 10, 2018 at 1:12 PM

To the girl who made fun of me for putting on sunscreen as I was walking down Agricola Street: Really? Sorry that some of us have to reapply frequently, because they care for their health and don't want to end up looking like a fucking Oompa Loompa like you. Have fun with your faded tattoos and wrinkles, bitch.

Thursday, July 5, 2018

Posted By on Thu, Jul 5, 2018 at 10:16 AM

...Look into my 10-year-old son's eyes and tell him the reason you killed his dad you on your car ride home was because he was cycling in front of you and that was an inconvenience.
—His Dad

Wednesday, July 4, 2018

Posted By on Wed, Jul 4, 2018 at 3:29 PM

To all of the people who cut through my neighbourghood during morning rush: Just stop.
It is not faster than staying on Quinpool. It just isn't. Quinpool may seem worse, but there is room for all of those cars. Jubilee doesn't have that room. It has a shitty three-way stop that takes forever to get through.
Yet all of you people just pile onto that road, bumper to bumper to, what? Take a "short cut"? No. Nope. Not a short cut at all. You are ADDING time to your commute. I live in there and it's faster for me to backtrack out Jubilee, over to Quinpool, in the OPPOSITE direction I need to go to work due to this stupidity. Yes, faster!
—Speedbumps weren't enough

Tuesday, July 3, 2018

Posted By on Tue, Jul 3, 2018 at 3:00 PM

It's Canada Day, let's celebrate! Oh wait...the liquor stores and weed dispensaries are all closed! Let's put on a tacky red hat, twiddle our thumbs and be bored as fuck all day. PAAAR-TAAAY!!!
—Holidays, Y U always suck?

Posted By on Tue, Jul 3, 2018 at 2:59 PM

There is a fucking sqauking crow that has literally been screeching outside my window all fucking morning. One squak every microsecond. If I had a BB gun, I would decapitate that bastard bird and have it for dinner.
—I'm up, you son of a bitch!!!

Posted By on Tue, Jul 3, 2018 at 2:57 PM

Here's a hypothetical demographic, see if you agree. Taggers: Male, young, no girlfriend, job, or car—because this suggests a certain level of responsibility and hence tagging would not seem as important or relevant—and, often, they still live at home. They have anger or resentment issues and this destructive act allows them an outlet. They obviously are not proud Haligonians and it would be nice of them if they left.
—Lesser opinion of guys with spray cans

Posted By on Tue, Jul 3, 2018 at 2:54 PM

To the bus driver who not only denied letting me on but was incredibly rude about it: Was that really necessary? On Canada Day of all days, one question about whether I could get on before or after your break and you deny my ride altogether, telling me to catch the next bus after I'd waited 20 minutes for you to show up? Thanks for making me take a taxi. Sorry you were having a bad night, but don't take it out on random people just trying to get around town. I think I'll stick to driving from now on.
—Brian

Posted By on Tue, Jul 3, 2018 at 2:48 PM

It's cool you want to force me out of the bike lane into faster traffic for the convenience of stopping where ever you want, but while you're telling me to f*** off: It's hard to take you to take seriously when you nearly hit a pedestrian with your car.
—Some cyclist on brunswick

Posted By on Tue, Jul 3, 2018 at 2:46 PM

Could it be because the people who have Music Business Degrees are only two steps from being the same type of douche who gets a regular business degree?

Naw!

Could it be because no one, save for Monday wheel spinners, ever gives underground music a chance?

Naw!

It must be because of the lack of "quality control." Please gimme more pop punk and metal core, yum yum!
—Your scene sux