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Monday, June 25, 2018

Posted By on Mon, Jun 25, 2018 at 6:18 PM

Why does this city only care about how tall a new building is going to be? How about the building that chooses ugly white panelling because they are too cheap to do all windows? Or how this same building is a year behind schedule and now has tenants living in the bottom while a giant, unfinished tower hangs above them for the foreseeable future? This building is outdated and they aren't even done yet. Ugh.
—Here's hoping for a beautiful Halifax

Posted By on Mon, Jun 25, 2018 at 6:16 PM

I'm standing in line at the gas station last night, waiting to pay for my gas, and this man had the poor cashier running back and forth because he was buying a shit ton of lottery and scratch tickets. At a gas station. I don't understand why they have lottery terminals there. It just goes to show how greedy gas corporations can be. Lotto should be where its mean to be, at the casino or a lotto booth in the malls. Not a gas station where there is a line of people waiting to pay for their expensive gas and only one person waiting on customers. Kudos to those people that deal with this, they deserve a medal!
—Standing too long

Posted By on Mon, Jun 25, 2018 at 6:13 PM

As the sexy, single vixen that I am, I get approached quite often by men. One would think these eager men are single. Nope! They never are. I will ask them straight to their face, are you married? No, they say. They claim to be single, but I am a Google detective and I always find out otherwise.

They think they're being smart, but there's always a tip off: They can't give you their cell phone numer because it's a "work phone". They won't tell you where they live or invite you over. Some guys will even give you a fake name. (Hint: Search by email address.) They want to come over and not go out on a public date. When you say, "No you can't come over, not on the first date," They try to hide you away somewhere private, like a walking trail in the woods, posing as some granola nature boy. All the while trying to get some booty in the bushes. After a little tinkering around online, I always find a wife or girlfriend and kids on a Facebook page. This has happened so many times, I cannot even count.

When I find out the secret life that these men have hidden away, I usually blast the guy and then just bow out quietly. But, I'm gettin greally sick of doing that, because who is that helping? These pigs just go out and do this shit again to their wifes and to other single women. After I called one guy out, he actually begged, "Please have mercy". (Okay there, Jessie from Full House). You did not deserve mercy for me when you lied to me and tried to use me as your own personal sperm receptacle.

Did you have mercy when you wasted my time emailing me back and forth and calling me on the phone for weeks, arranging bogus dates? Where is the mercy for the beautiful wife at home taking care of your kids while you're out running around wasting single women's time? The next motherfucker that steps to me and I find out he's married, I'm gonna have NO MERCY! I'm gonna fuck up your whole entire world.

Take this as a warning, philandering married dudes of Halifax. The next time one of you approaches me and lies to my face, I will be messaging your lovely wives directly to tell them all about your cheating and lies and forwarding them the proof.

Time's up, bitches! I will no longer stay silent, letting you scurry away unscathed. Doing that would be doing a disservice to women, to myself, and to the sisterhood. I deserve to meet a single man with integrity, not married scum. I am a woman, not your whore, and I am worthy of sincerity. So is your wife. Women shouldn't have to become Google detectives, constantly doing due diligence checks. Get control of your wayward phalluses—there are human beings attached to the vaginas you hunt.

My vagina is angry! I hope your wives divorce you, buries your ass in court and rides that alimony pony for the next 18 years. Like Zsa Zsa Gabour always said, "Ladies, don't get mad, get everything!" Hit em where it hurts: Their wallets. Pay the piper! Take heed motherfuckers and go buy some lotion.
—The Sisterhood

Wednesday, June 20, 2018

Posted By on Wed, Jun 20, 2018 at 10:40 AM

I went into a local hardware store to buy four feet of chain. The young employee who assisted me paused and asked me, “uh, how many inches are there in a foot?” WTF! Shocked and wide-mouthed, I figured he must have been pulling my chain…nope! (Well, sort of…) So, not to judge, I retained my composure and politely said, “um, 12 inches.” He then started to measure a 12-inch length on the 48-inch ruler attached to the the shelf! WTF round two! After recovering from my face palm, I said, “just pull it out to the 48-inch mark…no sense doing that four times!” WTF KID! You must be part of Generation F, because the future is clearly fucked! —G. Rant

Tuesday, June 19, 2018

Posted By on Tue, Jun 19, 2018 at 9:23 AM

Why do you bring up my birthday and my age every time I see you?  It isn’t just cruel  but also weird and just plain bad manners. Stop being such a passive-aggressive bully. —IB

Monday, June 18, 2018

Posted By on Mon, Jun 18, 2018 at 4:21 PM

Bar managers and staff, please learn how to properly pour beer into glassware for patrons. We have such a bustling craft beer community but your pour skills are failing to showcase the goodness of the beer. For example, NEVER bury the faucet in the beer glass. The faucet, beer and glass  should never touch one another in a pour. Why? It's unsanitary, creates issues with your pour system and affects the taste of the beer. Ahhhh, I could on and on...please stop your bad habits as it makes your customers (and profitability) go down the drain. —Eight Dollars For What?

Posted By on Mon, Jun 18, 2018 at 10:41 AM

So I was taking the bus home from work just the other day, a guy got on the bus. And you know when you know someone is gonna cause trouble? I knew. The entire ride he was loud, and brash, but so it goes. Until two ladies, who I believe were of south Asian heritage, hopped on the bus and sat across from him. And at that point, I knew. My headphones came off, and as expected, racial slurs left his mouth. I won't repeat them, because it's not necessary. 

I wish more than anything that I had the guts to stand up to this guy, but as a small, young female, I knew it could turn violent quickly, and that's not something that I am at all equipped for.  This all happened just behind the driver, who did absolutely nothing. At all. Thankfully, the guy got off at the next stop because he wanted away from the two women. As another passenger was getting off, he said something that I couldn't work out, about the guy. To which the driver responded “Yeah, well we're not supposed to let him on anyway but…” No. Do your job. Keep your passengers safe. —H

Wednesday, June 13, 2018

Posted By on Wed, Jun 13, 2018 at 11:23 AM

Halifax landlords—stop being slum lords! Every place I've lived in has had rats, utility issues or a bed bug problem. Ive paid my rent and have had all my included services cut. Dude it's not my fault you went bankrupt. Don't take it out on me by shutting off my power for over two weeks now...I'd literally be better off camping. —Cold/Hungry/Powerless Tenant

Monday, June 11, 2018

Posted By on Mon, Jun 11, 2018 at 9:58 AM

Because of those godawful changes to route 52 happening on August 20, I can never get to work anymore. Fuck the transit service in this fucking awful shit stain of a city. How the fuck am I going to earn my fucking paycheck now? Guess I have to give up on employment because Halifax Transit gives zero fucks about working class slobs like me. Seriously I would love to see the retarded fuckwit who thought cutting all services to Chain Lake Drive, Bayers Lake was a good idea. Fuck you, how am I going to get to work now, and how in the fuck am I going to get to Access Nova Scotia to get my ID renewed. Fuck this place. —Employment Ending 08/20/2018

Friday, June 8, 2018

Posted By on Fri, Jun 8, 2018 at 5:44 PM

Students heading home, just leave your trash, couches and other furniture anywhere you wish.  Do not worry, someone else will clean it up. It will be all nice and clean for your return in the fall. So much for eco-friendly youth…you friggin' slobs. —JOFA