Tonight's guest was academy award winner Marisa Tomei: "...she looks good for 50?" You look like shit for 30 you fat, bald, tribal tat, trucker hat mother fucker! Fuck you! Everyone's a critic. Get off your bar stool and get some respect. Have you even seen The Wrestler? No, you probably just watch real wrestling cause you're an idiot...fuck you dude. —co-Stan-za

It is annoying to me that I need to create an account to submit my "best of" nominations, and it's a separate account from my Coast account. I don't need all of these user accounts for things! —Slightly Inconvenienced Nominator

This province has tons of potential. It's being wasted by the inept governments that keep getting put in charge. Nova Scotia is one of the poorest provinces in Canada, and it's not going to get any better with McNeil in power. We are taxed heavily despite having low wages, the youth find better paying jobs in a recession province like Alberta, and the seniors are being treated like SHIT. How in the world can we live in 2017 and not have enough doctors for people? What is this, the stone ages? Seriously. McNeil is AWFUL. However, the ones to blame are you. You probably bitch, you moan, you complain—yet did you vote in the last election? His approval rating is around 30 percent, the last election had an all-time low turnout—that says it all. It says it all. This province is going to keep going down the dumps.

It's sad.

Nova Scotia has so much potential. It has a lot you can exploit and create lots of revenue from. From natural resources, to a humongous Halifax Harbour on top of a big natural harbour in Shelburne, to its attractive geographical position, and many more things. Yet here's big oligarchy corporations pinching pennies—hiring foreign workers to save money and slave them to death because they don't want to spend extra money to hire CANADIAN WORKERS. Listen, I like diversity, but there's a difference between being diverse and penny pinching to make foreigners slave so Irving can take a swim in their billions. These temp agencies, which are common all over the world, make life hell for people. They steal your money, they leave you hanging, and some of the workers treat you like you're a pile of trash. So much for trying to make Nova Scotia friendly.

Also, what the hell is wrong with the transportation system? It costs you an arm and a leg to go to the South Shore, to the Eastern Shore, to the valley, to Cape Breton, and to the beautiful Northumberland Strait. We need an effective transportation system in this province. We have LOTS of train tracks sitting on the ground, and rotting away because nobody wants to use them for anything. Imagine a passenger train system from Halifax to Sydney, or Halifax to Yarmouth, or Halifax to Windsor, etc. I guarantee you that you can get lots of people on those trains. I know people in the Valley drive into work every day, and they take a lot of time to do so. If they took a train, that travelling will be cut in half, and they'd be saving lots of money.

Nova Scotia. It has potential. It can be great. But it isn’t. And it's shit. Thanks, politicians. —Disgruntled Person in NS

Why do cyclers wear such ugly outfits? Like those tight golf-shirt type looking tops—the material looks so nasty and hot (I bet it really reeks in the pit area) and shiny spandex shorts up your arse.  Ew, grab a clue. You look like an idiot. —I Don't Brake for Arse Peddlers

Whenever I'm trying to diagnose myself online for some symptom or another, you will always read the same comments from blowhards on the web MD forums, always saying, "you should call your doctor and make an appointment."  No shit, Sherlock. Shut the fuck up!  State the obvious much?  I don't have time to make an appointment and run to the doctor for every little pang or stitch my aging body experiences.  Not to mention, my doctor is so overbooked, I have to wait on a wait list each time, by which time the symptom will likely be gone.  I am asking the internet and trying to figure it out for myself what it could be and I would appreciate it if these after-school special snowflakes would quit wasting my time with their cliched advice. You're a fucking waste of space! FUCK OFF. —Probably PMS

I have been sitting here all fucking day with my shoes on waiting for the mail man to come so I can cash my GST check! Yes, my broke ass needs my money! It is now 4:37pm and the postman still hasn't come to deliver the mail!  Now that all the banks are closed, I guess I'll take all my outfit off and forget about it. How dare you take all day to do your damn job.  For as long as I can remember, the mail has always come late morning, or early afternoon.  Usually by noon. This is ridiculous!  What the fuck are your drivers doing all day, playing fucking tiddlywinks in their trucks?  I called to complain and after spending 20 minutes trying to get a human being from the automated system, I waited on hold for another 20 minutes.

The operator said the mailman has until 8:30pm to deliver the mail?  WTF!  Everything is closed at 8:30pm and now you've wasted my whole day.  If it takes that long to do a simple job, maybe you should hire more overpaid dipshits to deliver the mail. I hate you and I will find a way to not need your service now, I will start making all my bills come by email and I will sign up for direct deposit. I hope your business tanks and you bastards all go under.

People should stop relying on your shitty service and make alternate arrangements. Thanks for wasting my whole day you bunch of jackoffs! —Boycotting You Assholes

After using Montreal and Toronto's transportation it makes my time spent using Halifax Transit seem like a 10-year prison term. Halifax Transit isn't fit for human consumption! Reading a bus schedule is like reading an ancient Egyptian hieroglyph. As much as I'm concerned for the environment; I just can't take it anymore! I'm gonna have to destroy Mother Nature and save for a car. All thanks to you, Halifax Transit. —Bring Back The Horse Carriages!

No person has to fit into your box of what you think chronic illness has to look like. Being accused of lying because I'm able to go out with friends now after years of isolation—fuck you. You offered me help to get me out of that state, I took it, and thank God I did—but that doesn't mean you own me, or I owe you an explanation when you accuse me about lying about a huge part of who I am.  I won't stay home and be miserable to appease your idea of what a sick person has to look like. No one owes you an explanation of their life. —Ex-rescuer

I love pizza.  Especially this one particular pizza joint, a lot. It's a tradition at our house on Friday night to get delivery.  We just tried to order but they no longer deliver off the peninsula. We are indeed 45 seconds passed the rotary so we are out of luck.

This is a sad moment in pizza history for Halifax. Peninsular dwellers, please enjoy delicious pizza for us. Most ridiculous rule ever. —Pizza Lover

How many years and how much money do you have to have to get a divorce in Halifax? I am sure I have gone to court 15 times and still the lawyers in this city have not sucked enough money out of me yet? My lawyer looks at me and says “you won't have much left when this is over.” Really you scam artist! I don't have anything left now, you have taken my retirement money and my kids education already. I am bankrupt now and you have left me with nothing and you call yourself the Justice Department? Wow, what a disgrace! Sickening! A class action law suit against the province of NS for your negligence is on its way. Someone has to put a stop to this. Stealing from single mothers and their children should be against the law. How do you sleep at night? —I have had enough of you clowns in capes!