Can you people, that try using the crosswalk, please get it through you thick skulls what a green and red light are.

I was driving down Lower Water Street on Sunday, heading north coming up to the intersection at George St. I had a green light, however I had to slow down as people were crossing back and forth (some not in the cross walk). I laid on the horn and people would just stand in the street staring at me not giving a shit that vehicular traffic have the right of way. Someone yelled something at me. If people are going to be this stupid then I need to get a bigger vehicle. —SASP (Society Against Stupid People)

Hey you! You know who you are! You're the guy using the ocean for an ashtray! I watched you gazing out into the scenery, and suddenly, without giving it a second thought, you flicked your butt into the water at the ferry wharf!  Argh! WTF! Since when has that been acceptable? Keep your bad habits to yourself and out of MY environment! —The Cinster

You used to allow me to have an account with The Coast. But now I have to join Google or Facebook. I am very disappointed in you. I feel I am being discriminated based on my right to associate with Yahoo. —Yahooian

Yes, pink is most certainly in the rainbow, but you are wrong to place it next to the violet. Pink belongs near the red because the red mixed with clouds will produce pink. —Showing some pride in the rainbow

Love that our government will spend money on the design and making of our money (new $10 bills and quarters that glow in the dark). Put it in to our wages, tired or working minimum wage while in school! —Working my way to paying more in taxes

Dear Pierre with hair,

My tax free day came one day later this year. The next time there is an election, my vote for you is coming coming one day later than my vote for the opposition. —Polls are closing with this voter.

Since when do we stop in traffic to let cars out of parking lots and stop signs? How nice are you being if 30 cars are slamming on their brakes behind you as you stop to let someone out of McDonald’s who is stuffing their face with drive-thru? Know your right of way or get off of the road. —De Andre

You wined and dined us and told us that we were the crown jewel. We elected you and now you wont give us the time of day. I won’t be fooled again. —Wounded Veteran

My father passed away in January of this year and since then I have been tidying up “loose ends” regarding  his estate. Recently—today in fact—I had to travel back up to Clayton Park to pick up some mail addressed to his estate. Now yesterday I went but was told I needed several documents that I didn't have. Okay, fair enough. Today I arrived with the documents but was told—rather impolitely I might add—that I needed a death certificate. I was upset that I hadn't been told that yesterday and when I mentioned that to the guy who had been at the counter yesterday—who was very rude as well—he said he had forgotten to mention it and didn't even offer me  an apology for my inconvenience. So fine—another trip up there by bus from the downtown core. This is what happens when Canada Post sub-contracts their work to others who are poorly trained and maybe just don't care about their work. SMH. —Still Sad Daughter

Being social awkward makes it hard to make friends, then the few you have don't stick around. What am I doing wrong? —Lonely