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on Wed, Aug 10, 2011 at 12:28 PM
My body aches all over just at the thought of us together. We are so awesome. I can't wait until we are together again. I miss you immensely, but I think you already know that. —Pink Lace
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on Wed, Aug 10, 2011 at 12:09 PM
This is a bit of a love letter I guess... see I live in Vancouver right now - great city, they certainly have sushi, pot, and salmon covered, but the donair scene... well it is lacking.
Garlic sauce is nice, but I personally need something that makes me think, "hey is this my last meal?" as I have minor spasms, convulsions and "hope I gave the cat some food in the morning to tide him over while I go and die." Yes, the sweet sickly sauce is what I miss - not exactly hard to make, but it is nicer to let someone else concoct it in THEIR laboratory - out of sight out of mind. The meat is OK here but it's usually packaged - not homemade like good places back home. Spicy, crafted and carefully created to wake you up a bit a 2 in the morning. AND here the donair meat is dispensed like they are down to their last gram of weed. I'm paying $7 give me some friggin meat god damn it!! Meat you soon. —The Donair Lover
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on Wed, Aug 10, 2011 at 11:58 AM
Even though you have been in a relationship for ten years and you are quite happy an admirer can still like you and hold a soft spot in their heart for you. Take care. —xo xo
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on Wed, Aug 10, 2011 at 11:01 AM
To the guy I see almost every morning on the 52, you get off on Wyse Rd. You had shaggy hair, oh so cute. You got it cut!! It looks really nice and I think you're even more handsome! —Emilings
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on Wed, Aug 10, 2011 at 10:46 AM
Thank you so much to whomever found my misplaced UPS package and went to the trouble of personally putting it at my doorstep. You have saved me hours of annoying phone calls and frustration by your one simple and kind anonymous act. —Wishing I Could've Said Thanks in Person
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on Tue, Aug 9, 2011 at 12:45 PM
To the awesome couple who found my wallet and drove it into the city to return it to me THANK YOU!! I was just about to cancel all my cards when you called, and the wallet itself is one I got while working in America that actually has some sentimental value for me so I'm SO happy to get it back!! —Absent-Minded Seaview Dog Walker
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on Tue, Aug 9, 2011 at 12:11 PM
I look forward to seeing you more than I should. I think you look forward to seeing me more than you should. Yet we're locked in a socio-political stalemate that states we cannot come within four sexual kilometers of each other. Too bad for that, because between us, we're producing enough pheromones to take down a medium sized elephant. But thank you for sharing them with me. Please don't be afraid of what will happen if you share a little more. I won't tell on you. —The Funny Girl
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on Tue, Aug 9, 2011 at 12:02 PM
You’ll always be lovely and surely be missed while off following your dreams. —S.P.
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on Tue, Aug 9, 2011 at 11:40 AM
Zombie Jill Valentine: Thanks for not eating me on Sunday afternoon, even after you told me I looked so tasty. Fancy a bite sometime? —Fat Apollo
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on Mon, Aug 8, 2011 at 3:07 PM
To the redhead at a bar on Argyle St Friday night: you must be Circe - I can't forget your whimsical radiance. You offered a high-five. I complimented your English. Too clever at your expense and I don't know why... was that your boyfriend? I regret my wit and vow to be more honest and less clever, and hope we meet again. Tea? —Ulysses
