To my hawny, you're coming all the way from Ontario to visit lonely old me. You're going to love it here, and our dreams of living together and getting a fat puppy will soon be everyday life. I can't wait to squeeze your cute little bum in front of everybody! —Stinker

To my exotic/erotic french Princess:

You were here for Thanksgiving, what a weekend; adventure, relaxation, sex and family. Bird and Cheesy Potatoes. We will co-habitate soon. Dropped you at the airport and felt strange. Missing your new thigh highs and perfect butt. —Canadian Boy

You make me better<3 This is the real thing Xx —Baby T

You've told me your name a few times, but I cannot seem to remember. Your cheerful disposition, stories, conversations and general kick ass attitude make riding the bus safe. You always take the time to talk to passengers, wait for us at stops and wave/honk as you drive by.

Thanks for making the city pleasant and being foxy. —Getting off on the corner of Connaught and Bayers.

Thanks for waiting at my stop on the mornings I'm too dazed to see you pull up. And thanks again for remembering who I am and telling me not to worry about showing you my SMU pass on mornings when I'm juggling 3 bags of donations, my course readings, book bag and hot coffee.

Your kindness goes a long way and makes my mornings that much nicer! —Dazeed Army Clad Green Haired Girl

Mad Love to the sexy metal boy who caught my glasses in the mosh pit @Black Label Society, children of bodum and clutch concert. Your reflexes save my specs and my wallet 300$. You must have caught them out of the air, because they are completely unharmed. I wish I had gotten the chance to thank you properly. I owe you <3.

Much love and thanks! xoxoxo —Tiny Green Haired Girl

My huge heart-felt thank-you to the college student who took the time out of his busy day to let the security know that I had a flat and then took me to the people who could help me. It was so very nice of you.

Thank you also to the two friendly students in the auto repair program who fixed the flat for me. You guys totally made my day! —Nail-free Tire

Thanks for all the KitKat bars and cups overflowed with chocolate milk bubbles. We laugh so much. We're not perfect, but we're still great. Thank you. —Normal Like You

An elderly lady was struggling with her walker to get off the bus. You walked from the back of the bus to go help her. Thank you for being fearlessly kind. I know I definitely felt a little bit ashamed for just watching her struggle. I'll remember you the next time I see someone who needs a hand. —Student with too much stuff in her hands

You are gorgeous. You make going to work exciting.

I make sure I look cute for you. Do you notice? —Employee of the month