This is the third year this test of strength has taken place in Halifax, proving wrong all of the doofuses who say this pole fitness isn't a sport. You try supporting your entire body with only your thigh! With four divisions of competition ---amateur, semi-pro, pro and doubles---and the most hilarious person in town, Cheryl Hann, hosting, you'll be wowed by mega strength and weak with laughter. —Allison Saunders