For the 2 bitches that told me to shut up during Paranormal Activity 2 on Friday. Learn the difference between a horror film and a comedy.

K, thanks.—MovieCritic

To the guy in the black truck who hit our golden retriever on Almon Street, October 29, 2010:

Accidents happen. He ran out of the house, we couldn't grab him and he ran in front of your truck. This could have happened to anyone. We get that and we understand. I tried to give him CPR, but it didn't matter. He was gone. He didn't make it to the vet. He died immediately after you hit him. But you wouldn't know that, because you didn't stick around. You backed up and left. You didn't say you were sorry. The cars in back of you stopped. But you didn't.

You couldn't have saved him, and nobody could. But you could have had the decency to at least get out of your truck and say "I'm sorry". He was like our child. He was my husband's best friend and my son's buddy. He was a fast runner, loved to swim, and went after sticks like it was no one's business. He loved adventures and was the best damn cuddler you'd ever know.

We don't hate you, and we don't wish you any ill will. But grow some balls. You took away our best friend and you couldn't even be grown up enough to get out of your truck. Thanks...—[email protected]

To the two idiots chatting it up in the Killam 5th floor QUIET section: SHUT THE HELL UP!

No one cares about how your date went last night-- not even the friend you're talking to. I have a midterm in T-108 minutes and all I can concentrate on is the visualization I have of the outfit this guy wore last night.

It's called a study area for a reason-- people STUDY in here. Clearly this is something you girls don't understand, seeing as how you have zero books or papers with you, and are simply feasting on chips, chocolate and Pepsi. I guess there was no where else on the entire campus you two could go to eat that shit. So not only do I have to listen to an annoying conversation about something we all don't give a crap about, but also the sounds of crackling wrappers, crunching sounds and disgusting open-mouthed chewing-- keeping everyone from concentrating on anything school related.

Do us all a favour and either get to studyin' or get to steppin' cause I'm about two minutes away from throwing in MY input on this guy you're seeing, and honestly, it doesn't seem like he likes you all that much. —HereComesTheYellowCoatBitches

You need refugee status like a fat kid needs a cubic meter of cheesecake.

There's currently about 59,000 people in the queue for refugee status in Canada. It's a long, slow process for those waiting. A good chunk of this group could tell horrifying stories of war, torture, ethnic cleansing, being detained in awful conditions for your political or religious beliefs, etc. I'm certain they'd burst into tears after hearing your story. Oh my God - your lawyer and your accountant are out for your money - California is such a cruel and dangerous place for an has-been actor.

I hope our authorities do the right thing, put an end to this farce/publicity stunt of yours and send your ass right back to the States to face justice.

You're nothing but a self-important prick. Every minute immigration officers spend on your file is done at the expense of people who actually ARE facing a crisis. A real one.

Fuck you. —Where do I sign up to become a "Star Whacker" ?

FFS.

Halloween is on a Sunday again. Now those little bastards will be ringing my doorbell the night before I am heading back into the office. Where can I buy an ACME doorstep launcher? —Santa

WTF....the building is under construction. Part of the parking lot is blocked off. There's never a parking spot, and when you see someone getting in their car to leave, they just sit there in a zombie state. How are people supposed to shop at your grocery store if they can't even park? —Windsore

What are you bridge people doing? You've got the concrete dividers between lanes on the 111 all tore up, pylons running up the highway, making lanes narrower, and also have several lanes at the toll booths shut down. Are you trying to justify the proposed toll hike? Or is this a make-work project? Either way, it's a bunch of fuckery for rush hour traffic. —Mac-Assed

Dearest Halifax Regional Police:

Why, oh why, do you deem it appropriate to flash your red and blues just so you can get through a red light faster or so you can make that illegal left turn? You snap those lights on, people scatter to get out of your way, you fly through the intersection only to kill your lights as soon as you hit the other side. Seriously? When did this become OK?

I observed this recently at the intersection of Nantucket and Wyse, where you can't make a left turn at the bottom of Nantucket. Sure enough, Mr. Police snaps his lights on and guns it through the intersection. Same thing recently at North and Agricola.

The last time I checked none of us are allowed to make that illegal left. And newsflash: that also includes you. —Who is policing the police?

Here's a big FUCK YOU to the cyclist who Friday around 7:30AM, almost ran into a car at the corner of Sackville and Queen St.

That white (or silver?) Impala was already in the intersection with their turn signal on and you tried to go around them (on the right). YOU almost hit THEM and then proceeded to curse and swear at them and follow them down the street (right beside their driver's door actually).

I saw the whole thing FUCK FACE, it would have served you right if you had bounced off of their car - but to follow them??? I hope that driver opened their door while you were traveling beside them and you ended up planting your face in the asphalt. —JamesK

Not a bitch really, just letting the gang here know that I will be going deer hunting Friday, and will not be around to bug the shit out of everyone for a couple days.

But look the fuck out Sunday, i'll be back in all my infamous glory as my vile spewing self. Have a good one y'all, bring em back dead. Maybe I might bypass the woods and city hunt instead, t'would be a lot more fucking fun. See ya's.—THE SUCKSTER