To the group of ladies that sit around all day talking about the problems of others, you are truly lost souls. Sure, I may have violated my own values and screwed up, but for the most part, I measure my successes and achievement with a 'rule stick' forged out of my hopes, dreams, ethics and values... and I feel good about it. Whereas, you measure yourself against the problems of the neighbourhood in order to feel good. —Made a Mistake But Moving On

I have a crusher and it works great, it allows me to fit about 8 to 10 times as many pop cans into the same bin. Unfortunately, no one in Nova Scotia will refund my deposit because they are too paranoid that some of the cans might be from the USA. Why can't you just take them? There are enough canadian popcans (with a deposit paid) that never make it back into the system to offset the american cans. PLUS, the depot takes a cut in every bottle or can they take from me, the least they could do is accept the crushed cans as a courtesy. —Crushed and Broke

To the people who live on the street next to mine… PUT YOUR DOGS INSIDE! Do you know how annoying it is to wake up at 8:30 in the morning and hear the dog symphony orchestra barking up a storm for… hmmm let me think, over 45 FUCKING MINUTES! And your dogs aren’t just barking in all hours of the morning either (on summer vacation I might add), no they bark in the middle of the night also, just to make sure I don’t get a good night's sleep. Get a shock collar on them or… here’s a wonderful idea, keep them inside in the morning and during the night! There are other people in this world, and those people like to sleep! —Barking Bitch

You should assume that at night people are trying to sleep, even on the weekend... with windows open in the summer, imagine that! So when you choose to sit on your balcony and have a chat after midnight until 5am, you are choosing to disturb your neighbours. Grow up, get your head out of your ass, and think about someone else for a change. —Soon to be Ex-Neighbour

Seriously, what is the point of eating corn? As far as I can tell it comes out the other end still intact. If you don't break down and let me absorb some nutrients from you I'm gonna punch you in the face you yellow bastards! Same goes to you peanuts!! —Wholly Shit

Who else here thinks that the Sun is too bright? I mean come on now! Tone it down a little asshole! Try and learn some manners from the Moon. —Dark Side of the Sun

To all the asshole motorists out there who tailgate me, funny thing about that is I can only go as fast as the vehicle in front of me. I guess you were never taught Newton's little known 4th law of motion which states that "an object in motion cannot accelerate to a speed which is faster than an object travelling in a forward position." Please back off and be courteous to other drivers. —Sane Driver

To a certain bakery in Bedford, you're not as golden as you claim to be. First and foremost, a big FUCK YOU to the owners; I don't know what has come over you both; you were both so pleasant to me in the beginning, always giving me hugs and always welcoming with open arms, and now I can barely get a grunt out of either of you. You're both miserable individuals who are greedy, self-centered pieces of shit. They way you treat your employees is DISGUSTING... treating them like slaves, threatening to fire them every chance you get, getting women to draw social assistance while you pay them under the table, making your employees get a lie detector test when property gets stolen... you're both a disgrace to the human race. You're so worried about other people stealing from you because YOU'RE the thieves and have such a guilty conscience. If I have half a mind I would report your asses to the authorities for this and many other things. Don't be surprised when all your employees leave your sorry, old, stinky asses to work for someone who respects them. Just remember, God sees everything, so make sure you say your prayers every Sunday because you're gonna need every prayer you can get. —Did I Mention Fuck you?!

Do me a favour. When I ask you when a certain artist's album will be available, don't give me a smart ass answer. Just because your taste in music isn't the same as mine, doesn't give you the right to not do your job.

I purchase a CD, and politely ask you when the new [insert artist here] album comes out. You respond with "I dunno, probably when he stops getting in trouble"

I also suggest that you change the display, as the album that I did purchase was listed as the deluxe version, when in fact there were no deluxe versions ever shipped to your store, according to you. It had the price correct, but the item incorrect. I suggest that you might want to change that as it is undeniably incorrect (either the price is wrong or the item is wrong.) You brush it off "people keep switching it around." The tag is WRONG! No matter where you put it, it'd be wrong. The tag is incorrect, not its location.

This isn't the first time your staff have given me a snotty answer and I think it just might be because some of these hipster indie types look down on hip hop fans. So yeah, when a paying customer asks a question, HELLO?! Answer it to the best of your ability. You could have checked it, it comes out in the next week or so, and I could have called you on your bullshit, but I was nice about it, brushed it off, even tried to make a bit of friendly conversation with you. "I can go home and look it up online" I say to myself. You weren't trying to have it. What, you're too good to converse with a hip hop fan? Yet you know all about the legal troubles of the artist I inquired about? Fuck you. I am one of the few who actually bothers to go out and support artists that I think deserve my hard earned money. I prefer a physical copy to digital, especially bootlegged illegal download. Also, I know that making and marketing music is hard work and downloading is stealing. People like you make me want to boycott your establishment, even if it is the best place that I know of to buy music.

Stop being rude to customers. I guarantee that if I had asked you about an artist whose music YOU enjoy you would have chatted it up with me, and looked up the fucking release date. Nice skin-tight brown corduroys by the way. They really compliment those pretentious fucking thick rimmed glasses and ear spacers. Dude you're pushing 30, and are dressed like an awkward 15 year old, and have the nerve to look down your nose at me? Douchebag. —And You Wonder Why People Download

So my internet has been down for three days, so I called the company's consumer service line and end up wasting 45 minutes talking with some trained monkey who doesn't even know how to solve the problem. Said monkey transfers me to another brain dead primate who knows just as little as the first. When I asked if they could send out a technician, they said they are unable to schedule one for several weeks because their technicians will be busy connecting lines/internet for the returning students. WTF. I've been a paying customer of this overpriced bundled mess of communications for years, and this is how they treat me. Finally in frustration I hang up on them, problem still not resolved after an hour and 20 minutes on the phone. Thank you very much, I'm switching providers. —BS