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Monday, January 28, 2013
Dear life,
You say: "Ask for a raise."
You give: "A lecture on why I better goddamn better be happy with what I get."
You say: "Talk to the girl you like."
You give: "Ostracization."
You say: "Practice with another girl."
You give: "More ostracization."
You say: "Work hard."
You give: "Seven projects due the same day that will apparently result in the Mayan Prophecy coming about 1 month late."
I say: "You suck."
And anybody that wants to argue can suck it.
Sincerely,
—The Bay Harbour Bitcher
