To my friend with benefits: We've been hooking up for about six months. But now you want a relationship. When you broke the news to me that you wanted something more than a fuck, I was thrilled because I felt the same way. Then when I brought this to your attention, you rejected me. I thought you were seeing someone else, but you're not. So why not me? "You don't have your shit together" you told me! So apparently since you have a career and I'm having financial issues at the moment, I was only good for a FWB. You superficial bitch! Money isn't everything. What about personality? We got along perfectly, in and out of the bed. Just because I'm having financial trouble right now, does not mean I'm going to be like this forever. I'm currently working minimum wage now, but that will change. I guess money is too important for you. Go off and find your rich career dude! I'm movin' on! —The Guy Who Wants More