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Thursday, April 24, 2014

I Am NOT A Telemarketer, YOU Are Not A Psychic

Posted on Thu, Apr 24, 2014 at 1:33 PM

I am not a telemarketer. I am a quality control officer confirming your receipt of a delivery. I am not trying to sell you something—you already bought it. I am not allowed to leave you a message—what if the package you received was a surprise gift, or the contents were private? I call several hundred numbers a day, so when you see my number on your caller ID and call me back, I will probably not be able to remember that specific call. Give me a minute for gawdssake. Just answer the freaking phone, and if you don't know the number and there was no message left, why sweat it? -People Are Weird