What happened to all the real men? You think growing a beard and dressing like a lumberjack makes you a real man? You're all the same, probably followed every trend out there since you can remember and will continue to follow every trend because you lack any sense of self and the ability to generate your own thoughts. A real man doesn't need to be told how to act, look, dress. Figure it out you fools! To quote from Beard Aficionado:

"The beard has turned into the padded bra of masculinity. Sure it looks sexy, but whatcha got under there? There's a whole generation running around looking like lumberjacks, and most of you can't change a fucking tire."

Bearded fools! Grow a pair! -Lady Part