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Monday, June 9, 2014

Dog Swag

Posted on Mon, Jun 9, 2014 at 12:59 PM

Walking your dog is NOTa fashion fucking god damn show. As much as I love all furry four-legged friends, I feel for yours as clearly you just need to be seen in your booty shorts and your pasty-leg parade deems more important than the number one who relies tirelessly on you and most likely laughs at your awesome tanning attempts. Hashtag smarter. -Pups