Dear Asshole with an abundance of mental issues:
We are tired of your ass-kissing.
Tired of you throwing 60-pound pallets around us as we work.
Tired of you throwing your hissy fits and your water bottles being thrown across the warehouse as you clench your fists and huff and puff like an angry child.
We are tired of you huffing and puffing because the person in front of you trying to get a piece of freight is taking one second too long for you to wait.
You came from a temp service and we know why—because you can't hold a job for the life of you unless you're ass-kissing and giving handjobs to higher-ups.
Nobody feels safe working around you and we all think you may possibly be a psycho. Yes when you stomp all the boards on one side of a heavy pallet and proceed to turn it over to the other side and stomp that side out and after your done you act like nothing happened all because of a bundle of cardboard is in your way, you have some fucking problems.
This job was fantastic until your psycho ass got hired on.
Go get a therapist you fucking loser.
When you finally get fired.
I will be celebrating with fireworks! literally.
-FireTheFuckingAssholeAlready!