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Monday, May 4, 2015

Awkword!

Posted on Mon, May 4, 2015 at 12:04 PM

Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door into the sunset.
—Can I just haz sick note?