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Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Posted on Tue, May 31, 2016 at 4:00 AM

Dingle Park, long weekend, hundreds of people, families with little kids enjoying (the only) sunny day. Washroom out of service all day! Seriously HRM?? Many people (including pregnant women) went for walk to the nearest bushes as alternative. Happy Victoria Day forest... —Needed to Pee

Posted on Tue, May 31, 2016 at 4:00 AM

One has to wonder the thought process of Halifax water commission. Who there determines where the rain is going to fall, and when is interesting So given this why is there a ditch tax again —rain

Posted on Tue, May 31, 2016 at 4:00 AM

We need to start turning people away from the Emergency Room. Stubbed toes, runny noses and headaches are for drop-in clinics. I watched a man and his wife drive in; he drove - she must be the one right? Nope, he registers. A woman is on the phone stating she is in "excruciating pain" yet she carried on a long conversation with the caller - and after, another waiting patient. If you can drive yourself to emergency, you don't need to be there. Your pain is not excruciating if you can chit chat about gardens, grandchildren and other how long the other person is married. I see it this way: you are referred to emergency by a doctor or if the triage assessment determines if your hang nail pain is indeed excruciating. If not, out you go! —Hospital Overlord

Posted on Tue, May 31, 2016 at 4:00 AM

You had some hits in the '90s and some of your audio sketches and tunes still make me giggle to this very day, maybe. But your movies have sucked for almost 20 years. Netflix keeps telling me I might like this one, but you and I both know it's not likely. Stop while you still have your dignity. Your target audience barely has the attention span to sit through a 10 minute youtube video cringe compilation. —Jack Black, Seth Rogan, James Franco & Kevin Smith

Monday, May 30, 2016

Posted on Mon, May 30, 2016 at 2:01 PM

Go time greeted me with "Service on this route has ended" for all the buses at that stop. Its Monday morning at 8:00. Like a fool I walk down and hope to chance it. After 7 minutes of waiting beyond the "scheduled" time I hoof it to the ferry. Of course as soon as Im between the next two stops 2 buses pass by. Im new to the area and cant help but wonder does anything work in this town? —Shurik

Posted on Mon, May 30, 2016 at 2:01 PM

After an 8 million dollar upgrade from GO-Time to the Departure line system I was excited and had hope this was finally improve transit in Halifax. What a disaster! It's worse than before! I'm tired of being told the bus is 5 minutes away. Then after 8-10 minutes being advised the next one is in 56 minutes. Defeated I start walking to try and get a different route and 15-20 minutes later down the road the bus goes whizzing by! Its happened on multiple routes, several times. —Hellifax Transit

Friday, May 27, 2016

Posted on Fri, May 27, 2016 at 4:00 AM

Instead of behaving like teenage girls how about you get a clue and pay attention to what he's doing? If only one of you is capable of plating good-looking food and he is the problem - Well, maybe it isn't a problem and the rest of you are. —Tired of New York-styled Bullshit

Posted on Fri, May 27, 2016 at 4:00 AM

Do you think I can't see you? If it was just once or twice I would block it out and move on. But no, you do it many times throughout the day. Do you think I can't see you pick your nose and eat it? STEADY. ALL DAY. And you dig in your ears and other parts of your face and eat whatever you find. And you do this when the entire office is sick with the flu. Someone who sits literally 2 feet from you has a raging fever and is coughing (and fucking touching everything thanks) and you're there basically licking your hands every 5 minutes. You may as well be sucking the snot out of the sick guy's nose because you clearly don't care about getting sick. (which is fine I guess but don't you dare complain about being sick and don't come in to work to possibly get me or anyone else sick).

AND ANOTHER THING! Again, the odd time is no big deal. But when you do this EVERY FEW MINUTES I'm gonna want to rip your windpipe out. You do not need to make an audible groan every time you exhale. Or slightly close your throat so that every few exhales make a sound. We get it, you're bored. Or frustrated. But shut up. I took a large sampling and calculated that on average you make an audible exhale 0.8 time per minute. THAT'S TOO MANY TIMES. STAAAHHP. It's seriously like mini sex noises throughout the day that you make me hear. It makes me feel gross. So I wear my headphones and listen to music all day. Which can get annoying sometimes but whatever- I do what I gotta do. But sometimes I can still hear you. Shut up.

And lastly, exhale sprayers. When you sigh (which is often) you don't need to exhale directly in my face/general direction. YO BREATH STANK. And when it doesn't, it's still fuckin' gross man. If someone's hair moves every time you sigh maybe stop? Or breath out your nose? Or aim it downwards? I do! You can too- I believe in you. Thank you. —Grossed Out Girl

Thursday, May 26, 2016

Posted on Thu, May 26, 2016 at 4:00 AM

If you walk down Agricola, day or night, you've probably smelled the putrid stench of fresh, hot piss directly across from Obsolete Records. I don't know if someone is marking their territory daily or if I’m just going crazy but GOD, MAKE IT STOP!! If it’s brown flush it down; if it’s yellow let it mellow, but not on the sidewalk, k thanks! #gag —Pissed off North Ender

Posted on Thu, May 26, 2016 at 4:00 AM

Choosing to recline your seat on air planes these days is ass-hattery at its finest. There is not enough room even without someone's seat in your lap. Only self-entitled ignoramuses (ignorami?) and narcissists deprive others of their small degree of space and comfort to gain a little more for themselves. Doing so for the duration of a six-hour flight, even when politely asked for a break, or breaks from being squished goes beyond the pale. —Skinny Minny