OK, it's my semi-guilty pleasure and a good time waster when I'm on hold. Imagine my surprise today when I saw that The Coast had gotten a mention?! —Sheelah
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/09/01/ps-bacon-is-life/

Much love and thanks to the staff of the Companion Animal Hospital. We were devastated by the loss of our beloved dog last week, but your kindness, understanding and professionalism during our pup's last days was above and beyond the call. We'll always miss her, but we'll always remember your compassion and the candle you lit for our pup. —Couple in the Too-Quiet House

To my beloved titties, thanks for getting me out of trouble with males and lesbians, and for getting me free things. I love you guys. Keep on bouncin'. —36D

I love banging you. To Spank Rock. To Donzelle. To MSTRKRFT. To Girl Talk. Hell, just throw on that shitty rap that momentarily ruined Pink Floyd for me and let's go. —Michel

It was freezing yesterday on my walk home from work and when I stopped at the LC to grab a bottle of red, it felt like my eyes had watered all my makeup down my face. When you asked if you could help me with something, I asked if I had black shit on my face from windy watery eyes, and you assured me that I didn't. I grabbed my wine and went to the checkout and realized my ID was on the coffee table at home beside the bong (shocker) for some reason, of course this is the first time I will be ID'd at an LC in a year (I'm 28) and when she asks for my ID you walk over and I desperately grasp at straws: "You work at that bar right?" And although I'm positive you don't know me from Eve, you vouch for me, and you said you didn't recognize me without the black shit on my face. Really, you saved me from a long cold walk home to get my ID, and even though I drank too much of said wine and proceeded to choke badly on stage whilst performing last night. My day was so much better because of your kindness and crazy handsome smile. Thank you. I'm tipping you like mad next time I see you at the bar! —Girl with septum piercing and no black shit on her face

You solved my problems while I was still half asleep, and when I got home I realized I didn't leave a gratuity. I'm sorry, you were so helpful and I appreciate all your patience with me. —Found!

You are brilliant and I think the world of you, I don't really know why and I don't really think I should.

I wish I knew what you did to me, so I could do it to you. —Dumb Crush

To the bus driver that drives the number nine during the weeknights: You look so serious but I know under that hardcore exterior there is a super nice guy. You never look at me when I get on the bus but the other day when I got on you finally did and there it was, a smile. I always knew you had it under there somewhere & it totally made my day. Keep smiling. —Long Black Coat Girl

El Toro ™ by Hallmark, I love your goofy plastic nose ring, your curly brown hair atop a red furry body.

I love the giggles I get when I push the concealed button in your teensy little brown foot and you say “My name is El Toro. El Toro of LOOOOOOOOOVE” in that horribly bad Spanish accent.

You are truly the best cheesy Valentine gift I have ever received. —And I Love the Person Who Bought it for Me (Almost) As Much

To the cop that gave me a speeding ticket for $395.50: Well my trial date was last week and it was definite I was going to lose four ridiculous points off my license for a period of two long years which means I couldn't even fart the wrong way or I'd lose my license. THANK YOU constable for not showing up. I don't know, maybe you had the shits that day and couldn't make it on time but you definitely made my day. Justice was definitely served.—Just a Hard-Working Halifax Guy with a Little Bit of a Lead Foot