I love you with my entire being. I would walk to you, if I wasn't such a couch potato. You are quite possibly the greatest thing that has ever happened to me, and I will forever be your little goth ballerina. —Me

I'm a gonna go into this period of quiet cyberspace reflection. —A Large Boy Now

You are possibly the cutest person ever. I love building sandcastles with you and making cupcakes. You are the greatest cartoon buddy and boyfriend anyone could ever ask for. Please continue to look like a kitten, and play them instruments. I love you five ever. —Princess Bubblegum

You have taught me a lot of patience, trust and acceptance of others. Despite the difficult circumstances which you self-admittedly put yourself through, you persevere with your vision in mind and the music festival mentality as strong in the winter as it is in the summer. You have done so much for this community and for your friends. —D

I only met you this weekend, but baby, I can already tell you are crazy weird, and I LOVE it. Your standoffish creativity is incredibly attractive, and your no BS attitude along with your innocent yet mischievous demeanour is making me go crazy waiting to hear from you again.

I wish we hadn't met/went home together when we were drunk and at a party/at the bar on Saturday night because you are just insanely cute and I would definitely like to get to know you better than that. Even if we don't "go out," you're super fun to be around, and my ideal night together wouldn't involve booze, but would involve some of the finest smoke, an extremely large canvas, an assortment of colourful paint, and some psychedelic space music. You feel me baby? —Your Blonde, Lumberjack, DJ Extraordinaire

You make me want to touch myself again. —Ozzy

You were standing in the lobby of my office building with your golden-doodle puppy, and on my way out for lunch I couldn't resist asking if you wouldn't mind me petting her for a few minutes. You said her name was Blossom, and she jumped up at me and happily licked my face and ears. You wouldn't have known this, but my hubby and I had to put our yellow lab, Molly down just about two months ago now. I miss her personality, kisses and unassuming gentle personality like crazy every single day, and today was no exception. That minute I spent hunkered down in the lobby with Blossom made today just a little bit easier, and I thank you for that. Coming around the corner to the lobby, she reminded me so much of our poor old Molbert from a short distance, that my first instinct was to burst into tears. So thank you, random stranger, for that unexpected reason to smile instead. —Missing My Bubba-Lou

This is to all the bus drivers for MT, who deal with the public face to face, it's not an easy job to safely manoeuvre a 40-60ft bus down city streets that were designed for horse and buggies. It's not easy to deal with how irrational the people in Halifax seem to be! Keep up the good work drivers! —Training

We experienced the best times, and the worst times. You stayed with me through my worst, and came back to me every time I felt alone. I hope that someday I will be able to love someone the way you loved me. I hope that someday I will feel that same happiness that we had at the beginning. I want you to know that I accept your apology, and I couldn't be happier that you have moved on in your life, it is what you deserve. I will never forget what we had, you have changed me and made me a stronger, more accepting person. For all of that, I thank you, and am reminded that our two-and-a-half year relationship was not a waste of time. —We're Not Talking

OMG! I just heard BEEP is coming back! But I'm in BC! Please someone have some with a donair for me... —Bluenoser in BC