You're the prettiest troll I know. I hope you read this and that you know exactly who this is. It's not hard to tell. I also hope that others in Halifax treat you as good as I hope that a troll like you should be treated. Nonetheless, I can't wait for your return, where I can give you an awkward hug and we can laugh about my inability to hug. Or mostly you will laugh and I'll be that red-faced emoji. —Your Worst Frenemy

You work at a great third wave cafe and make the best bagel lox in town! I wish I could talk to you more but you work in the side kitchen area. You are always friendly and warm when you drop off my food. I asked one day if you made the soup and you said yes and I said it was delicious(it really was!). Just want to say how nice it is to make eye contact with a kind person and get a friendly smile. I really appreciate it! Thanks! —Bagel lox girl who writes a lot

I'm not sure what sets me off most.
It may be your ivory legs, or your bashful smile.
Maybe the way you play with your hair makes me wish
I was behind that sincere smile.
While I wrestle with files of shortcomings
I think of you cumming
As I kiss your insides.
We might split our sides
from laughing at the likelihood of it happening
Then again, it might happen.
—bearded and bashful

I saw you on the nine going downtown December 1st, looking natty in a tailored pea jacket. I stared, and I am sorry, but you received it well and smiled back. I felt as if I'd been given a gift; to be acknowledged by beauty —Big Boss 'phones

This isn't what I was expecting, you were hiding in plain sight. This is the best thing I've ever stumbled into. You are so silly, smart, and compassionate. I can't wait to see whats in store for us next. —Wild about you