Submit a bitch, then get bitched at for bitching. Fair enough, but fuck y'all. I'm not a "feminist whore" or a "misogynistic d-bag." I don't need your relationship advice or your sexist/racist/random insults. I'm just a person who had a bad day/crappy experience. Why so much hate? —Keep on bitching

Are the people who designed and implemented the GoTme system the same ones who do the tracking site for Canada Post? Oh boy, is that site terrible. Conveniently updated once a day, with the first entry in EST, not in local time and no useful tracking information, just a notice there is a package en route. Last week I shipped something with UPS and wow. Tracking from the moment it was picked up, and made it to China in 3 days! This bloody package is going from Halifax to Dartmouth and after 2 days I can’t see anything and know it will be delivered in the next 1 to 2 business days. —Lick my stamp

To all the emotionally unavailable and love-avoidant grown-ass men out there: it's time to grow up. I'm tired of your “get close then run away” dance, then come back but don't have the balls to see it through. You're going to end up alone and miserable, with no one to look after you in your old age. See a therapist, heal your emotional wounds. Let me help. —The Love Doctor

I have been biking the full extent of the Hollis street bike lane several times a week around noontime and at the end of my work day; there are always vehicles parked in the lane and I counted 10 vehicles in one instance. I don't know if the drivers do not understand that it is illegal to park in the lane, nor is it legal for me to bicycle with the traffic in the street when a bike lane is available, but I feel it to be an incredible danger to myself that I have to swerve into traffic lanes to avoid the cars. I understand the growing pains associated with an infrastructure change that promotes active transportation in this city, but I have not seen any parking enforcement officers on this stretch of road to ticket, or at least warn and educate the drivers, especially those drivers on deliveries. —Dynamic Dan

"Hey, I have an idea: Let's make go-time even less user friendly!"
"But how?"
"Simple, use an even less human-sounding voice that is clearly recorded through a tin-can phone. Also, every sign number is routed to a single number, where you then have to reenter the number you just fucking dialed!"
"You're doing the lord's work." —Transit fuckee

I live next to Cornwallis Park, and walk my dog through it daily on the way to the waterfront. One can't help but notice the red paint splattered on the paving stones. Then again, since I heard about the atrocities Cornwallis committed—bounties on the scalps of Mi'kmaw children and the expulsion of the Acadians—it is disturbing to see him gazing over the Westin. He did it and got away with it. If he were alive, he would be on trial at the Hague. If Halifax really wanted to be in the spirit of the 21st century, we’d erect two other statues—one in commemoration of the Mi'kmaq and the other to the Acadians. Erected in a circle, all facing inwards—it would be a real tourist attraction as well as an acknowledgement of the uglier sides of Canadian history. I would rename the park Truth & Reconciliation Square. It works in South Africa, why not here? Or maybe, in spite of our hospitality to Syrian refugees and all the other good deeds that we perform, we are not prepared to swallow our pride. If Obama can go to Hiroshima, then we can do this. I'm not saying remove Cornwallis, I'm saying leave him and put him in his rightful place. —Christopher Slaby

My thanks to the city and particularly my neighbours for saving us all from a north end beer garden. Have you seen what they are doing on Spring Garden? It's going to be like Barcelona down there. Tiny tables and parasols and people having conversations in the sun as they watch the crowds wander by. Disgusting. The north end is no place for tapas, and I and my young family feel much safer for it. —PogTheBunny

You are the only neighbors that have a problem with me and my partner. Sometimes I wonder what makes you so miserable. I think I can count on one hand the encounters we have had where you said something positive. Almost every time we have talked you complained about something or someone. You have been a bitch and a bully to me and act like a self righteous bitch. You have my number, email, and yet when you have a problem with noise your result to slamming doors repeatedly like a five year old child having a tantrum. I know that our noise has been bothering you but I do not respond to that childish bullshit. Especially when from day one you have had all our contact information and the lines of communication where open to talk if anything was bothering either of us. All I have to say now is grow the fuck up! Maybe get a job or volunteer somewhere instead of sitting inside the apartment all day thinking we are intentionally making noise to piss you off. why don't we just be really honest about this situation, you hate your life because you live with your mom in a tiny two bedroom and you have some sort of fucked uo crush on my fiancé, since you kept saying he is prefect and profusely thanking him for being quit while calling me a horrible person. Bitch please, you are so transparent it's not funny. Even our landlord thinks you are annoying and negative, you complain about anything and everything and as far as I can tell have no life. My suggestion is you go out and get one so you can stop making mountains out of mole hills. —Bitch please

I'm fucking tired of going into "elite hardware stores" and the hick ass fuck face employees deciding "They don't like the looks of this one" because I don't dress like a fucking yokel.

I AM TRYING TO BUY SHIT FROM YOU FOR MONEY; TAKE MY MONEY IN EXCHANGE FOR THE ITEM I REQUIRE, AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.

My family has been here for FOUR HUNDRED FUCKING YEARS, on top of the Native blood and it's tens of thousands of years...

THAT MEANS I UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK YOUR EMPLOYEES ARE SAYING, WHEN THEY WITH CUSTOMERS ARE MAKING JOKES ABOUT ME NOT SPEAKING ENGLISH; AND THEN PRETENDING YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT THEN REFUSE TO SELL ME ITEMS; WHICH YOU JUST SOLD TO THE GUY BEFORE ME; WHOM YOU UNDERSTOOD PERFECTLY FINE; BECAUSE YOU THINK I AM AN IMMIGRANT.

GO FUCK YOURSELF.

MY FAMILY IS WHITER THAN ANY OF YOU INBRED HILLBILLY, BALL LESS KLANSMEN WANNABE FUCKS; WE BUILT THIS GODDAMN CONTINENT UP; YOU LAZY FUCKING ILLITERATE SHITS ARE THE REASON THIS COUNTRY IS SINKING INTO DEGENERACY.

YOU ARE THE REASON OTHER PEOPLE THINK WE ARE ASSHOLES.

FUCK YOU, STOP MAKING US ALL LOOK LIKE SHIT.

AND NO ONE ELSE; BESIDES YOU PEA BRAINS FUCKWITS; WANTS YOUR GODDAMN PIPELINES. —Angry White Male Who Speaks Fucking English

I've been the subject of ten years of Domestic Violence in the form of weapons threats, extortion, theft, sabotage and harassment, all of which has been reported to both Police and RCMP. But they refuse to take any action to protect my interests, possessions and person. Meanwhile I've not retaliated and I'm trying to keep the high ground, if there is any in such a situation. Karma where are you? So go ahead all you douchebags out there, its open season on your relatives! —High Ground but Underwater