Got in my car to drive to work today only to find my driver side mirror was smashed off. Hard enough to make ends meet without having to repair my car because someone either vandalized it or couldn't stop and leave a note. Thanks for making my week. Replacement mirrors are also proving to be difficult to find, so that doesn't help either. —Poor, sad student

\ Hey cancer: fuck you. You killed a friend of mine last Saturday. I hope that cancer dies of cancer of the cancer and fucking suffers. Liver cancer is a lovely thing to die of and chemo is so magical...oh did I say F-u cancer? Prick. —Quantum kitty

I AM SO TIRED OF STUPIT PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW THE WORD EXCUSE ME WHEN THEY HEAR IT!!! I SAY IT 3 TIMES EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME! AND ALL THEY SAY IS OH I AM SORRY! AFTER 5 MINUTES OR SO FOR FUCK SAKES PEOPLE! HAVE SOME MANNERS WHEN I SAY THE WORD EXCUSE ME I THINK THAT MEANS SOMTHING!!! IT MEANS PLEASE MOVE OUT OF MY WAY SO THAT I CAN GET MY WORK DONE!!! FOR FUCK SAKES ESPECIALLY WHEN I AM TRYING TO GET SOMTHING UNDERNEATH YOU FOR GOD SAKES!!! NOT JUST IGNOR ME AND LIKE 5 MINUTES LATER AND SAY OH I AM SORRY LIKE FUCK OFF WITH THE I'M SORRY CRAP! OK! GOD YOU STUPIT RUDE PEOPLE! LET ME DO MY WORK AND WHEN YOU HEAR ME SAY THE WORD EXCUSE ME PLEASE MOVE OUT OF MY WAY! AND STOP BEING SO STUPIT AND STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DON;T SEE ME CAUSE YOU DO AND ACT SMART ABOUT IT! AND NOT SO FUCKEN RUDE ABOUT IT! ESPECIALLY WHEN I AM TRYING REPEAT TRYING TO GET SOMTHING FROM UNDERNEATH YOU! GOT IT! GOD STUPIT PEOPLE! GROW UP AND LEARN SOME MANNERS AND SOME COMMEN SENCE FOR GOD SAKES!!!! —EXCUSE ME I'M COMMING THROUGH

I get that standing on the bus sucks. Welcome to public transportation. I also understand that when there's a free seat, someone should take it... preferably the people closest to it. So when you get on the bus that's already packed full of 15+ people standing, maybe you shouldn't "scout out" that seat at the very back and then proceed to push and shove your way to it. BUT if you feel the absolute pressing need to shove me into the passengers sitting down then at least say excuse me! OR APOLOGIZE! Something! I'm getting really tired of your shit. I will not move next time. Listen to your girlfriend and stand like everyone else. —Annoyed on the 90

I have always found it both amusing and pitiful how modern, usually 20--something, women will use laughter to deflect criticism, attract attention and project to an observer that they are 'confident' when the mere act of doing so indicates otherwise... These are also the women who, though shapely and appealing, have no 'class' and show everything, leaving no element of dignity nor mystique which attracts a man on more sublime levels. Basically, such superficial behavior reeks of desperation and makes a mockery of the woman, unbeknownst to her as the only people who massage her ego are those who simply want to use her and throw her away, laughing at them within later on. I often wonder if these types are seriously that stupid or do they feel compelled to project that role for whatever reason? —Unimpressed

Screw you people who think we should still have daily door-to-door mail delivery. The internet exists and I'm tired of our tax dollars funding this outdated form of communication. Check your privilege. —Patriarch

Worst state of youth mental health;
Worst obesity rates amongst youth (and probably adults);
Worst unemployment;
Worst taxes;
Worst cost of milk;
Worst practical cost of living;
Worst salaries;

But it's so pretty here. —Worse worst

Then they took the merry-go-rounds. Then the steep metal slides. Now the swing sets are gone. Oh HRM, swing sets? Did you think we wouldn't notice if they disappeared slowly, from one playground at a time? —All that's left are the monkey bars

What kind of selfish PRICK sticks his tongue down a girl's throat when he's got a cold? You tell me so after the fact. Thanks asshole. I didn't even want to kiss you to begin with. Now, this morning I wake up with my throat on fire, nose running like a faucet, eyes burning and I can't stop coughing stuff up. You disgust me. Never call me again you worthless fucking pig. —If you're sick, stay the FUCK home in your pig pen!

Every morning for the past month on the 80 going to work I saw a pair of deer on the Bedford Highway—a doe and a much smaller one that appeared to be her fawn. Every morning I got this sick sinking feeling for the pair of them. Well, hats off to the POS responsible for the dead deer on the side of the Bedford Highway this morning!! I'm not so much upset by the death itself, because death is inevitable, but by humans continued ignorance to the destruction we cause. These animals come into our yards the world over, for a REASON! The continued deforestation for the cause of “new development” is disgusting. We are driving animals out of their habitat out of blind greed! Humans (not individually, but collectively) seem to think that as long as there is some shell of an economy we don't have to worry about the destruction we cause to the environment, that it will always be there—it won’t! I'm terrified that we won't stop until the animals are all gone, except those we breed specifically to eat—until the entire planet is a concrete jungle, the only plants being those that Monsanto has a monopoly over. And yet I don't have enough faith in people to think we'll stop even then. —:'(