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Thursday, October 16, 2014

Posted on Thu, Oct 16, 2014 at 4:00 AM

Why—WHY—are you erecting some crappy art structure in an attempt to beautify a construction site instead of filling the holes in the street? There are more empty storefronts than stores and you spent HOW MUCH on canvas-draped scaffolding? Fucktards! —The NEW ED of the business commission

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Posted on Wed, Oct 15, 2014 at 4:00 AM

Here's the sauce, mother fucker. There's something wrong with your mind. You are so delusional, so narcissistic, you don't even see your face right in the mirror. I've dealt with your mental fucking sickness, your arrogant "hate" for fat people; an opinion which I can't beg you to keep to yourself and NOT shout it out in a diner. You are the worst person I have ever known. You don't own me, and you certainly don't have my heart anymore. I loathe you. Crash, burn and die —Doe

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Posted on Tue, Oct 14, 2014 at 9:00 AM

To all you brainless little 'selfie' twits out there: what are you going to do with your thousands of stupid photos in 10 years? Cry relentlessly? —I Thought So.

Posted on Tue, Oct 14, 2014 at 4:00 AM

sure sell this building after all it's in Dartmouth, might as well keep the dumps in Halifax open the barn with no cattle aka the forum and the dump in point pleasant park do we not send by law enforcement to close eye sore? Well there a lot of them in Halifax stop wasting my money fixing crap Oh I love in Dartmouth leave the city hall alone after all it is a historic property just like the dumps across the harbour —Keep the Dartmouth city all

Sunday, October 12, 2014

Posted on Sun, Oct 12, 2014 at 4:00 AM

yes only in this dumbass city does our new mayors flag ship have the isis yes you too could get by the drones for callin 311 do not believe me call hrm and they will give you isis phone number and if you want to google put hrm in front isis to avoid those messy pictures —sick of isis the city

Posted on Sun, Oct 12, 2014 at 4:00 AM

I just read another story on how our wonderful NS Turkey Producers Marketing Board, with the full support of our Agricultural Minister Keith Crowell. Are shutting down local slaughter houses & attempting to shut down small farmers raising free range turkey's & being able to sell them to those of us who want it. On top of this I seen a vid on the internet of Mr Keith Cowell saying he would "like to see it be made illegal for people to raise & slaughter their own own birds " ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME Sir ??!!?? You have to be the biggest dick in a long line of political assholes to come through here in our entire history ! How does someone like him get checked to see just how far up his ass the Big Agri businesses have got their hands shoved up there ? Anyone remember the last time a free range turkey poisoned anyone here ? Anyone remember the last time there was a massive recall & Consumer Alert posted on Free Range local turkeys ? How about anyone recalling a Listeria outbreak at one or more of the Big Agri Business meat packing plants ? I remember several of those, particularly the deaths of 22 people in 2008 all of them by Maple Leaf foods processed meats. So you go ahead & make it illegal here Mr. Agricultural Minister & I guarantee on that day , I will source some turkey chicks, raise them here in my rural home & call the media the day I slaughter them & consume them ... I'm thinking free range deep fried whole turkeys, I even know someone who rents the deep frying units. Sincerely ..!., —MoreFuNGoDBlesS

Posted on Sun, Oct 12, 2014 at 4:00 AM

For months now you have shown a total lack of common sense parking your "Dumb Car". You consistently block the parking spaces of several people and have created a choke point that places both cyclists and drivers at risk for an accident. Sure there is a curb there that is about 8' long, but really? You are an asshole. —Share Roberts Street

Saturday, October 11, 2014

Posted on Sat, Oct 11, 2014 at 3:00 PM

I was thinking last night; and maybe it was the pot, maybe it was him, maybe it was that 4 a.m. is not when you should be thinking, but should be sleeping; but the following occurred with acute visuals to boot... Everyone, almost everyone, has gone so insane and the world has gotten so fucked up, it's imperceptible; because so many have gone this insane... The last few years, during all the crazy shit happening people keep saying: "Think positive." then smiling, a smile that after I think about it enough, kind of looks crooked, and insane; eyes that are not smiling so much as barely hiding the bat shit crazy being suppressed by the positive thinking... The most keen moment of this happened during the start of the summer and perfectly describes and encapsulates the rediculousness that has become the "Think Positive" train... I stood in the old crazy German man's house, screaming about how fucked up everything was at that moment; the moment after my kitten got grabbed by his dog and shaken about till his rear leg dislocated; and he was dropped in a foot deep of swamp water; the moment now, which he curled into me; his leg hanging loose, my trying to keep it still; but not hurt it further at the same time; losing my fucking shit... He and his lady just keep saying to "Think positive" and giving me the smile... "Think positive, think positive, you have to think positive that it isn't so bad!" This, my friends; is why "Think Positive" is bullshit and why everyone needs to cut that shit out... While they kept insisting I think positive, I had to literally scream and shout them down, in order to get people moving, to get the cat to the emergency room to get his leg put back on, since I have no idea how to do that (Note to self: Learn to competently fix broken limbs.)... AND YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT GOT US INTO THAT SITUATION TO START WITH? THINKING POSITIVE THAT THE CRAZY OLD MAN INSISTING I COME TO HIS DEATH TRAP INDUSTRIAL WASTE LAND WOULD LEAD TO GREAT AND WONDERFUL THINGS LIKE HE PROMISED SUCH AS OWNING A BIT OF LAND... Cost me: 2 cats, 1 boat, 1 painting worked on for three years, everything that is background noise 'dreams and goals' in life, led to the shittiest summer ever; and 3000+ dollars in vet bills. THANKS POSITIVE THINKING, I OWE YOU ONE. —Disequilibriumized

Posted on Sat, Oct 11, 2014 at 9:00 AM

For fuck sakes people learn how to drive.... —Dodging idoits...

Posted on Sat, Oct 11, 2014 at 4:00 AM

being a drama queen isn't being emotionally mature. —Not as trendy, way more lendy