Dude, seriously, what the fuck? I got to the cafe at 8 fucking a.m. to do my homework, when there weren't barely any people there. The tables here are so fucking small that I could barely fit all my stuff on just one. That's why I decided that it would be okay to take another table, instead of having all my books and computer crammed on one tiny little table. I was listening to music when you came in on your coffee brake, and had my head down focusing on my homework. So excuse me for not immediately noticing that you wanted one of the tables I was using. It's not like it was the only table available, since you obviously got to sit down at another one. Since apparently you don't know, I CAN'T FUCKING READ YOUR GOD-DAMNED MIND. So how about next time you need one of the tables or chairs that someone else is using, just FUCKING ASK THEM if you could have them instead of sitting there like a little bitch boy and steam during your whole stay. I would have been more than happy to move my stuff for you, as I have done for other people who ASKED ME on other occasions. And it was oh, so courageous the way you asked me if it bothered me to take up two tables and three chairs while other people were trying to find a table to sit down at, before heading for the door like your fucking ass was on fire and not even giving me a chance to reply. Your friends must think you're so brave, taking on a teenage girl the way you did. I would tell you this to your face if you were still around. —Go get laid fucko

I work retail in a very slow mall and I normally work weekdays by myself until 5 or 6 p.m. I'm very lucky if someone comes in to give me a break. I'm expected to eat my lunch while helping customers if they come in, which is fine except I am not allowed to sit down at all! I understand not being able to sit down while working, but when eating my lunch (which is supposed to be my break) I would love to sit down. Also bathroom breaks are a no-no. Even though I'm there all day, my manager expects me to be able to hold it and gets pissed if I close the store to go. I need a new job! —Break a need?

Yes, Mos Def was a major asshole for bailing on his JazzFest show. But you know who's also a major asshole? All the people who went to the show, saw all the other amazing acts, danced, had a great time, and then went and claimed their refund afterwards. If you were truly coming to the show only to see Mos Def, when you heard he wasn't there, you should have got your refund and gone right home. But to party until the end of the show, and THEN get a refund (and then complain about the long lineup on top of it all)? Way to support the artists and one of our best local music festivals, you cheap-ass pieces of shit. Some "music lovers" you are. —Hypnotic Brass Ensemble alone definitely worth $35

Just wanted to give a shout out to you and all the other customers that manage to spoil someone's mood with one transaction: You suck! If you like, next time you come in I can give you directions for getting off your high horse. —Don't expect a smile next time

To a certain Italian food establishment in the north end. Please act like a real restaurant and find a local supplier for your basil instead of consistently walking into another north end super grocer and buying up every fresh basil leaf in stock. I'm sure there are many local farmers who could hook you up. You've sniped us 3x this summer. —Enzo

Dear Pyramid scheming sexist asshole, It would be nice if you could show some respect when you enter my place of work. I serve you coffee and seriously do not need you commenting on our staff's bodies, how old our technology is. Grow the fuck up. Stop using our cafe to solicit people into your fucking pyramid scheme. You are scum of the earth, please get educated. —Barista who just gave you decaf

I am amazed and disgusted by the number of cats on the flower streets in Dartmouth that roam around trying to find shelter. They have owners and they have homes. Their owners don't let them inside and don't care. One cat in particular had a collar, lives in a big beautiful home (per the address on the collar) and another lives across the street. Outside at 4 a.m., on my deck, all hours. It's heart breaking! I feel if there wasn't a law regarding this for children these morons would let their babies roam the streets all hours too! MORONS! You try being homeless and living on the streets. LAWS NEED TO CHANGE REGARDING PETS! -Meowerrr

This message goes out to the people who are drinking in the park! I am so sick and tired of seeing your FUCKEN beer cans in the park, you beer drinkers. Why the fuck can't you just drink your stupid beers at your house, you fucken assholes! News flash: get this through your thick drunken heads! The park is not a place to drink at, you idiots! Go and drink at your houses, for god sakes! and no more drinking through the night either, you stupid beer drinkers! we are getting so sick and tired of your drinking problems up here in the park! Obviously you beer drinkers have a problem of drinking in the park, for fuck sake! It is not a place to drink, you fucken idiots! if you want to drink, go to the bars, you assholes! And I do hope you're reading this message! Like, what is wrong with you?! Can't you go and drink at the bars, you alcoholics? What is so hard about that? Hmmm.....no you have to go and drink your stupid little beers up in the park cause you fuckers think it is one big free drunk up there, do you?! And you guys think it is all fun and games when you drink up in the park, don't you? News flash, here is a thought for ya'! Get a fucken better life! Fuck off with the beer drinking up in the parks! Stop drinking your fucken life away and do something with your life for fuck sakes! -GET A BETTER LIFE!

Lick my butthole you bunch of douchebags. Lie to my face, waste FIVE FUCKING HOURS OF MY TIME, and then, oh, then once you're called out on being the liar you are and giving me attitude and proceeding to have the nerve to tell me I should still reconsider and buy a car from you?? I will slander your name until I'm blue in the face to everyone I know. Did you really think I wouldn't notice the extra $6,500 tacked onto that final paper I had to sign?? -Wool remains uncovered from eyes

You said you love me unconditionally. To do that, first you have to know how to love. -No longer in denial