You cocky, arrogant asshole. You complained about being underpaid at your job and insisted you could do so much better. When I mentioned that I make $55K/year, you rudely said you'll be making twice that much when you leave Nova Scotia. It was hilarious to see you coming back with your tail between your legs. You went out to Alberta for nearly three months, but came back and moved into mommy's basement. You had no choice--you couldn't even get A job, let alone a job that paid over 100K, and got evicted from your apartment. Could do better, huh? Ha! Now will you realize your shit does stink, Captain Delusional? -Mocking ya

We were at a local park earlier this week enjoying a little stroll when, all of a sudden, we were confronted by two large powerful looking dogs that came charging towards us growling and snarling as if they were going to rip us apart at any moment. Luckily for us the owners caught up to them and hauled them away. But it left us trembling with the adrenaline of feeling we had just dodged a bullet. The owners in turn didn't even bother to apologize or ask if we were okay. They just scampered off like rats with their mutts in tow. This raises a number of questions: With all of the modestly sized and pleasant dog breeds available why do all of these twits need dogs that were bred to harm other people? Do you think they are some kind of status symbol? Are you trying to intimidate people? Why would you ever let those beasts off leash when you know the damage they are capable of and that once they get away you may not be able to catch them in time? Why do you think you are an exception to the rules for a park that requires dogs be on leash? You know you don't have full control of those mutts. There are many responsible dog owners and many wonderful gentle dog breeds. It's a shame that a few selfish jerks can ruin it for everyone else - good dog owners and people who just want to go for a simple walk without being set upon. -Mr Magoo

What a money grab! Why wouldn't the city pay for the bouncy castles for a day? I don't have a problem paying for rides and amusements for the kids but you'd think on Canada Day they could make it free. Three dollars for a ticket and $18 for a bracelet! I waited in line for almost 30 min for the little train ride with my son and the woman ahead of us had a bracelet. What she didn't know was that the train wasn't included in the bracelets. What. The. Fuck. They didn't let them on. Fuck you, bouncy castle company. Fuck you, Bedford. -Sweaty dad

Please do not use the word gourmet in your mobile restaurant name if you are serving burgers with processed cheese on them. Only good thing I can say, at least you were honest about it. -Disappointed

To the bitch that lives downstairs from us. Do you really have to be such a bitch? I was outside BBQ some burgers for the two friends me and my wife had over next thing I know there is a knock on the door and my wife answered, it was security it seems that at 5pm on Canada Day the sound of burgers frying was enough to make a noise complaint. So I did what any other patriotic person would do, I offered the guard a hamburger for having to come over to our building for such a childish reason. -Want a burger!

To the drivers who throw cigarettes out the window when there is a motorcyclist following them: Fuck you, you inconsiderate bastards. It fucking burns! I would have taken your license plate but I was too busy trying pull over to shake off the cigarette butt stuck in my collar before it gave me third degree burns. So apparently not only do motorcyclists have to deal with cars changing lanes without looking and trying to push us into incoming traffic, now we have to dodge random shit people throw out their windows. Fuck you all! -The Irate Biker

You women should all learn to question where these ridiculous fashion fads come from. Men invented these trends, from the coveted inner-thigh gap to the six-inch stiletto heels you lunatics are all teetering around in. Stop malnourishing your bodies to fit into a size 0 or double 00. There are people in third world countries whose thighs don't touch. It is because they are starving. Why in an abundant first world is an entire gender dieting, calorie counting and basically starving themselves to fit a man's ideal? High heels were invented by a man and men enjoy them because they slow women down. You can't run in them, you can't get anywhere in life fast because you might turn an ankle. They also look ridiculous if you think about it: You're walking around on two spikes with your toes all crunched in to a witch's toe point.

Furthermore, they fuck up your feet. Sarah Jessica Parker recently admitted she is having bad foot problems—her podiatrists claim she grew an extra bone in her foot from cramming them into these stupid shoes. She doesn't care, still traipses around in the heels...soon she will be immobile and suffer irreversible damage to her feet all in the name of fashion and looking cute to men. Women paying thousands of dollars to do so buying those stupid shoes with the red bottoms because they give men a cheap thrill.

Wake up women. Don't buy into the horseshit. Love yourself the way you are born, the way god made you, to have curves, thick thighs and walk on your damn feet. Women have come so far, but yet we are still so far away from shaking these old notions about femininity. Eat your damn dinner, put on your fucking flats and make a valid contribution to the world. -Feminazi

Why do you have to be in such a grumpy mood customers?! It's a beautiful day, STOP COMPLAINING! -TheCheerfulEmployee

Here's one for all you eco luvvies out there: Fireworks. All that crap going into the atmosphere, but that's OK isn't it, because you like looking at bright shiny things. I guess you have to have something to brighten your poor sorry lives. -Realist

What the fuck is a brand promise anyway? -Be Accountable?