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on Thu, Jun 26, 2014 at 10:30 AM
Dumping me on my birthday? Really could have picked a better day! Thanks for making this the worst birthday of my life! -Newly Single Therefore Sad
Posted
on Wed, Jun 25, 2014 at 2:02 PM
So I get the same bus every day during the week at the same time every morning. I'm currently in university and require all my texts throughout the day. Because of this I have a large, not obnoxious bag, that I put on the empty seat next to me. The bus gets maybe half-full by the time we get to the main terminal and I'm lucky to not have to transfer.
Well three stops before the terminal the same two middle-aged men who always stink of smoke, and usually blow their last puff into the bus doors, get on. One of them is now continually asking me to move my bag. At first I would ignore him and he'd go away. I'd make it look like I was listening to headphones but last week this old pervert actually tapped my shoulder and motioned at my bag. The bus was half-full, no window seats, but there were many other places to sit. I told him this and he cursed at me under his breath. I told him I was offended by his stink and not to touch me again and I'd rather stand than sit next to him. This was met by several hushed laughs toward the back of the bus. He then went up and said something to the driver. He quickly sat down in the first seat and kept moaning and groaning and half talking to himself.
I will move my bag when someone actually needs the seat but not so some pervert can try and get a closer look at me. And honestly shouldn't reeking of smoke be considered not scent-free? -Can't wait two more years
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on Wed, Jun 25, 2014 at 2:00 PM
Was in line waiting to be served at a coffee shop in Dartmouth, after having a great, sunny ferry ride across then harbour with my young child and his friend. A man came over and mentioned that the soap dispenser in the bathroom was empty. The two ladies that were behind the counter seemed pretty indifferent about this. One replied "Oh yah...I'm not surprised. Been that kind of day." The man then gave a half smile and went to walk away when the barista added "Is the toilet still there?" To which both of the counter staff cracked up laughing.
I'm sorry...perhaps I just don't get this "counter," cooler-than-cool coffee culture. I at one time worked at a coffee shop when I was around the same age as these ladies. Never would I have imagined making a wisecrack when a customer has a complaint. I would have apologized and marched my behind over to the bathroom and filled up the dispenser. It was not busy, there were three people in total working at the time. Shame on you guys. Really. People just want to get a good coffee or refreshment in a clean and friendly environment. I bet if the owner didn't have soap to wash their hands with, you would have had that problem fixed pretty fast. Great spot...bad attitudes. - Justespressomyself
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on Wed, Jun 25, 2014 at 1:58 PM
Listen I come to work every day never say a word do my job to the best of my ability, but when you decide that now I have become a target for your ranting and raving. Well I hate to tell ya you picked the wrong guy. I am sure there are great employers in this city who would love to have someone working for them who always shows up treats people with respect and likes to work. So you lost another person. Your loss, soon you will be collecting EI. -Bat-Ass Crazy Managers
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on Wed, Jun 25, 2014 at 1:55 PM
WTF is with the Link buses? I can never find a regular bus to get on that will take me to Halifax from Portland Hills in the morning. There is only a stupid link bus that costs 50 cents extra and is always full so you gotta stand up all the way to Halifax (a 40-minute commute). Those money-grubbers Metro Transit need to fuck off with the Link bus and put on more regular ones. I'm tired of trying to find 2 quarters in the morning when I forgot to take money out the night before. I already bought a bus pass—that should be e-fucking-nuff! The stupid Portland Hills terminal has no change-maker or ATM. What a bunch of bullshit. FUCK YOU—THAT RIDE IS NOT WORTH THREE DOLLARS. I'M GUNNA STIFF YOU FUCKERS THIS MORNING AND EVERY MORNING BECAUSE I HATE YOU! -Stop ripping your customers off every chance you can get, assholes!!!
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on Wed, Jun 25, 2014 at 1:54 PM
We agreed to terminate the little squirt, and you agreed to a vasectomy. Then you refused the vasectomy. It's a shame that you remain an adolescent boy. I had hoped you would mature into a man. Your choice. -Venus, "fly away fly."
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on Wed, Jun 25, 2014 at 1:49 PM
Twenty-four months! This is where Sharia Law should come into place. I guarantee we would see a dramatic drop in this type of crime. If it was me handing down the sentence...you would be dead as fried chicken. -Whackem
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on Wed, Jun 25, 2014 at 1:48 PM
I fucking hate you green bananas. I hate your hardness and gross not-ripe taste and how you make me gag. Then all of a sudden all seven of you are ripe and want to be eaten at the same time then tomorrow the uneaten ones are in my freezer waiting to become banana bread that I'll never make. Now I'm right back to where I started, with no bananas. And the only option is to buy more green bananas. Maybe a bit more planning would work but that would involve a twice- weekly trip to the grocery store which I'm not down with. And seriously, if I was into planning ahead I'd figure out something better to do than making a bacon hole. Fruit companies get your shit together. Fuck the bees, fix the banana situation. -Kirk P.
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on Wed, Jun 25, 2014 at 1:46 PM
How I hate waking at 3am and needing to pee. Then what makes it worse is while I'm peeing I suddenly need to poop. This causes multiple problems for me now. The first being I enjoy pooping first thing in the morning immediately before showering, not after because I get itchy. The second being I don't have the choice to hold it in because sometimes it feels really cool. The third of course is being mid pee then having to manoeuvre to a sitting position while forgetting the toilet seat is up and I end up on the fucking bare toilet that probably has my fresh pee splatter on it. If they'd make houses with urinals I wouldn't have this problem. -I Wanna Go Camping
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on Tue, Jun 24, 2014 at 2:08 PM
You've got the grace of an elephant and the mind of a spoilt child. Your dog doesn't even bark when you're not home, what do you think that means? Can't wait for you to move. -Take Care You