My beef is with the advertisements on the latter. They are so annoying. Anastasia from a certain hippy pharmacy's voice makes me cringe. And why does every commercial have the same format (a terrible announcer doing a lead-in, posing a question out loud then the proprietor of the establishment, who has no business being on the radio, answering said question with way more information than a normal answer would have and throwing in some extra advice for shits). Of course, the stainless steel barbecue you sell would be the superior product, you're making money off of it. Don't pretend to be giving some worldly advice about the quality of stainless steel as if you're some fucking expert. You sell them, of course you will want us to think your stainless steel is some how better than that which costs half the price at a big box store.

I also hate their sports advertisements. Every five minutes, they have some screeching baseball announcer clip announcing a home run by Edwin Encarnation from some baseball game of past. Hurm, oh right, you also own that team, so of course you would advertise their games. Who the fuck listens to baseball games on the radio 2,500km away anyway?

Another thing—is some hardware broken at your station that regulates volume? The commercials and live announcers are OK volume, then you cut out to an interview or clip and its so quiet I have to put the knob up on bust to hear it, then it cuts back to the announcer at normal volume and it fucking deafens me. Is it that hard to play the clips at the same volume that your mics are set at?

Finally, the traffic reports. Since you are a carbon copy of 680 News, which boasts traffic and weather together on the 1s, why is it that you only do traffic and weather on the 1s for two or three hours? I would like to hear the traffic at other times too you know? God, what a shit show this is.

Too bad there isn't an alternative for live news here. The public broadcaster is unbearable at most times for another bitch-worth of reasons. Sigh. -Snooze 957

The garbage man did not take it.

I thought about writing a note like "Hey idiot! This is nfg" but prick would probably inspect and tag my garbage bags for the rest of eternity. -Justa Sayin

You have a beautiful car. It goes vroom-vroom. I get it. I really and truly do. However, I prefer to keep my anal inspections off the road and between the sheets. Next time you want to go that deep, be sure to buy me a drink first. -stilllovemypieceofshitdodgebecauseitgoesvroomvroomtoo

Among other fucking garbage that came out of your mouth was the phrase "Me and my family paid for all of this, so that makes me the most important person here, remember that" while she begged for things unreasonable things like a weekly schedule while you rolled your eyes and made her wait for you to chew each bite 42 fucking times before responding. I also noticed how you bullied her into criticizing her work colleagues, insinuated that such trivial matters like a schedule were beneath you, and then left without providing her with any answers.

Newsflash asshole: a real man treats women with respect because he's secure in himself and doesn't need to jack up his self-esteem with ephedrine and putting down others, especially those smaller and weaker than himself. About the only thing I can commend you for is that by walking around with your chest puffed up and with your lip jutting out like that everyone can see what a desperate fucking clown you really are! -One Secure Dude