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on Mon, May 26, 2014 at 12:37 PM
You have issues, and you need to deal with them. Just because all the losers in your past behaved a certain way doesn't give you the right to plaster me with accusations as a result of you not being able to handle genuine kindness. I am not, was not and never will be these losers you seem to attract. Never. I expected nothing from you. I am simply a nice guy. Sometimes, people are simply nice and don't need to treat others like shit. It's a fucking pity these guys had such an impact on an otherwise beautiful soul. Don't let them live in your head forever. It would be a tragedy. -Nice No More!
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on Mon, May 26, 2014 at 12:35 PM
I hate Martha and The Muffins' "Echo Beach" so much, it physically compelled me to write this bitch, so people will know, that this band and song is torture. Seriously, a terrible, TERRIBLE song. Halifax plays it so much, Martha and The Muffins are probably retiring on the royalties they get from NS alone. Martha, if you're reading this, just know—I fucking hate you. You're only getting airtime because you're Canadian and we have to play Canadian music. Otherwise, most of the world doesn't (and shouldn't) know you exist, and I envy them. -Another Canadian Musician
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on Fri, May 23, 2014 at 10:51 AM
You paint a nice picture, doll, ya really do. But I see you as clear as day, and no amount of pet names (which, btw, are fucking annoying) will make me see you as anything less than a narcissistic, cheating scumbag. I hope she finds everything out. I want to see you crash and burn. Don't worry, though. Your dirty little secrets are safe with me. For now. -How's that for Dark Matter?
Posted
on Fri, May 23, 2014 at 10:49 AM
You know who sucks? People who think they are better than others because of what they wear on their legs or their preference in delicious tortilla chips. Worry about yourself first, what's that mirror saying today? -The Man Of Many Names
Posted
on Thu, May 22, 2014 at 3:20 PM
This, when you first look at the title, would think to believe it is yet another bitch about a certain local north end clothing shop. Said clothing shop just received some bad feedback from a woman which spread like wildfire across the inter-web (of course as it does). One would think I would be bitching about said store, but rather I feel the need to bitch about that customer.
I've worked in the customer service industry for almost 10, long, ass-straining years (mostly in coffee shops), and I understand that the owner couldn't accommodate to your needs, in her personally run store. That is life. I'm sure it had nothing to do with you personally, but merely that is just the way she wants to run her store. I, myself am a plus-size figure and that is probably my number one favourite place to shop! I always find the best clothing—and feel that whatever I buy are one-of-a kind pieces. No, I am not going to stop ever shopping there. The woman who runs it is such a delight to interact with, and always looking to help. I'm sorry your experience wasn't as delightful, and I'm sure she is just as sorry as I am.
What I feel the need to bitch about (ironically) is how the local community is handling this entire situation. I'm astonished at some of the things I read on the facebook page! Wow. I never knew Halifax could be so heartless? And so easy to rip someone to shreds because of a story they read? Come on, get your shit together people! Are you really that willing to expose so much hatred about someone you might not even know? "What horrible karma has come to you, for being such an unkind person." That is terrible. Shame on you, people. This, is what deeply saddens me. Don't sink to that level.
Although, kinda ironic I'm writing a bitch about a bitch about a bitch?
-Come On Really?
Posted
on Thu, May 22, 2014 at 12:21 PM
If you did, peel the frigging sticker off the back before you drive it around like a douchebag, speeding and cutting off other cars.
A. The irony is too much.
B. The huge yellow bumper stickers make your car much easier to identify to the cops (yes, it was that trashy Neon heading towards Tantallon with the bumper hanging off, no license plate and a plastering of "Mobile speed bump" stickers on the back).
C. They haven't made Neons for 10 years and this isn't even one of the last- generation ones—so you're doin' pretty good dude, looking cool in that $600 car.
Either you just stole Grandma's new-to-her Neon which she hasn't yet licensed, or you're even a bigger loser than one would think. -Mobile Speed Dump
Posted
on Thu, May 22, 2014 at 12:17 PM
Halifax has too much municipal dogma. That's because people are too lazy to say Halifax Regional Municipality. How can this Halifax govern when it was formed by force and not by the people, and has to be an urban and rural place? One hundred and forty-some farms, where are they in Halifax? And that logo—my four-year-old could have made something better. -Out of Halifaxer
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on Thu, May 22, 2014 at 12:15 PM
You married my son without us being there. You had this planned all along, so you can go through a "loophole." Thank you for hurting the person I love the most—my wife. Now I have to deal with her pain as she (and I) was deprived our son being married. We are just as disappointed in him, but a wedding involves both families, not just your family. Your morals reality check just bounced . So it's obvious you don't like us or my son has been used. -From Your Very Hurt In-Laws
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on Thu, May 22, 2014 at 12:12 PM
This is strictly hypothetical. Let's say you know a person of a certain age who admits that they've never tried marijuana, doesn't smoke, but is interested in, again hypothetically, trying this much-talked about substance, what would be the best method of trying it? -Cheech
Posted
on Thu, May 22, 2014 at 12:11 PM
Fuck the king! -What the Hound said
