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on Thu, May 22, 2014 at 12:09 PM
WTF?!?!?! You go to town with a paint-peeler fart, then expect a smile and a giggle will get me to forgive you? You are a swine, I wouldn't touch you with a 10-ft pole. -Gassed
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on Thu, May 22, 2014 at 12:08 PM
Dear homeless drug addict on Spring Garden: I ignored you. I didn't make eye contact. I didn't say anything to you. I didn't give you anything. Next time, fuck off with the ass-kissing remarks. -Get A Job Licking Stamps, Loser!
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on Thu, May 22, 2014 at 12:07 PM
I witnessed a bus cut off a one-tonne pickup with a flatbed. The guy in the flatbed stopped, instead of getting out of the way. So the flatbed did a world of hurt on the side of the bus between the back wheel and the bumper before he took off. The bus driver may have right of way but I doubt it applies to vehicles that have come to a full stop. -I Got the License Plate # But I'm Not Sharing
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on Wed, May 21, 2014 at 4:21 PM
We all just had a conversation about a hypothetical situation that if any of us were in a burning building, would any of us risk our life to drag another out if said another couldn't help themselves. You chuckled and said "I can't die, I have kids!" So you're saying I'm more expendable than you because I don't have rugrats to take care of. You're fucked. Betcha you wouldn't have appreciated it if I said to you, "I have a degree and a career while you didn't even finish high school, therefore I'm more valuable than you are because I'm more employable." Really though, if one us had to go, I'm sure society would have more use for me. But I kept my mouth shut, because I have more class than you. -Childless
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on Wed, May 21, 2014 at 4:19 PM
I'm a renter. Just for the hell of it I check out house prices every so often. Most houses seem to start at 300k and up. How can anyone making less than 100k a year afford something like that? There is cheap housing—it's called a packing crate. -Phuk Anime
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on Wed, May 21, 2014 at 4:18 PM
I might fit that description. Could your 'love' be for me? The "Ohms" threw me off. Yoga reference? I need more info, Nevertell... Please, do tell. Or at least give me more hints. -Paralegal Singer Paying Attention
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on Wed, May 21, 2014 at 3:32 PM
Well the whole city including you is a big cokehead (yeah it's not even coke, it's pig dewormer and other shit). But hell your kid goes to the a private school, your joke of a ho wife puts up with it ,never had a job! But hey you play cool family guy when you ain't drag lines beep beep goes the SUV, go to the shitter drag another drag a line play cool you're just a crackhead and so is your loser wife. What about the kid, so go play cool you fuckin' losers. -Sick of Coke Family Men Fackers
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on Wed, May 21, 2014 at 3:30 PM
If you are going to put up ads for part time jobs all over kijiji and the Job Bank at least be honest about what they actually are!!
They are SUB-CONTRACTS, which means:
• The cleaner is responsible to pay their OWN taxes
• The hours worked DO NOT COUNT towards Insurable hours for EI benefits
• There are NO CONTRIBUTIONS made to your Canada Pension Plan.
EVERYONE should make sure to ask about all of these things before agreeing to an interview. -Wasted my effin' time!
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on Wed, May 21, 2014 at 3:29 PM
If your attitude wasn't shit, we may have given you a raise. We're not cheap, your co-worker got a raise cause, unlike you, he takes pride in his work. We're glad you're leaving. Have fun out in Edmonton, and continue to make low/mediocre pay, because the employers out there will also know what a lazy bitch you are and pay you accordingly. Buh-bye. -Successful Employer
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on Wed, May 21, 2014 at 3:28 PM
I'm a regular at a racially diverse north end watering hole. In fact, it's probably the most integrated bar in this otherwise seriously segregated town. Which is why, when I find the gentleman responsible for repeatedly drawing swastikas on the mens' room walls, I'll be drawing one on his forehead Manson-style, duct-taping him to a bar stool and letting the Saturday evening regulars have their way with him. -Nazi References? Yeah, Still Too Soon