For fuck's sake, just honest be honest about your feelings. All the cutesy poetic love rants are incredibly fucking annoying and speak to the cowardice of people. If you are into someone, just fucking tell them already. Nobody reads the Love the Way We Love and says, 'Oh I wish some anonymous person will leave me a sweet, sappy message that makes me fall utterly in love with a person I will never meet in real life because they are too goddamn afraid to just ask me out on a date.' If that is too harsh, just imagine Jello Biafra whispering it instead. -For Fuck's Sake Already

Am I the only human being in this world that finds people who text 24/7 annoying? What is so goddamn important that you have to have your head buried in your phone? You text on the street and walk out in front of my car, at work, at a bank, at a grocery store, in a public washroom. I would bet dollars to doughnuts you have your cellphone next to your head when you sleep. Enough already! Move out of the way of people who are being productive with their lives. Albert Einstein once said "I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots." Right on Al, you hit the nail on the head buddy. -T.I.R.E.D. (Texting Is Ruining Everyone's Day)

I wish, in this fractured place
there existed a prayer, as strong as my disbelief
or, in failing that, my uncertainty.
-WTF Are We Doing?!

To the four girls who hogged seats on the bus: All I wanted was to sit down on a crowded bus and I did not mean to "touch" you (which I did not). The girl was right in saying you need to grow up and show some respect and manners—it's a good thing there were no seniors who were forced to stand. Also, we didn't want to hear your obnoxious cell phone conversation about boys you hated and whining about how many buses it takes to get to Sackville. Do you care about anybody but yourself? -Frustrated Over Seat Hog

You would think that a two- or three-storey church/tabernacle the size of a fucking football field built right in the heart of of the g.d. peninsula might have given some thought to a fucking parking lot of some size—any size, really. Instead, for those of us with no driveways in this dense old urban 'hood, parking two blocks away from our home is a constant, constant pain in the ass while being flooded by suburbanites in big ol' shiny cars almost every day. It's awesome for you that you have no-parking signs out front, wish I could get the same, but no. Fuuuuuck, man. -Me

This shithole of a city belongs to a shithole of a province. This place is bad now, and will NOT get better. From the little thug assholes stabbing and shooting each other to the adults being ignorant, waste-of-oxygen human beings. The tax rate, NS Power rip-off, water hikes, rent prices for shitholes while working for fuck-all an hour working for assholes, the drivers. Such a waste of a beautiful part of the world. Politicians are fucking useless. I don't understand how this shithole keeps getting built up. Are people really moving here? WTF is wrong with you? Me and my family are fucking OUT! Enjoy the shithole nightmare AKA Nova Scotia. OH PS: Where is this fucking GODLY ship yard contract that is supposed to boom the economy? Oh that's right! It's Nova Scotia. - Nova Shitholia

You got two job offers for the same type of position, one here for $20/hour, and one out in Calgary for $32/hour. You took the Calgary offer, of course, since it pays better—makes sense. What doesn't really make sense to me is the other main reason you chose it. "I'm tired of being single," you told me. Apparently, there are no decent guys to date around here. I know you've had shit for luck when to came to dating, meeting duds all over the place, and you were right to reject those men—they were losers, you're right. But now you've decided to dismiss ALL single guys around here and told me you would've given up and become celibate even if you stayed—you figure you'll meet your future hubby out west. What makes you think all of the single men out there are any better? I don't think it's fair to dismiss all men in a certain city just because of a few bad apples. What are you going to do if you meet bad apples out there, dismiss all men in the enormous city of Calgary too?! -Positive Girl

I am tired of being assaulted by skanky cigarette smoke at every bus stop I need to go visit. You know who you are: you're entitled to smoke where you please, just because you are outside. Well I consider it an assault to my person and criminal negligence that you are within 13 feet of me in the bus stop, even after I pointed out that you were in the wrong. Your attitude was after you lit your smoke and set your purse inside then you might move....all of six feet away. Like can't you see that your smoke blows inside this plexiglass square, bathing the rest of us with your noxious fumes?

Furthermore, I don't get that common assault and speeding are also covered by legislation just like Smoke-Free Places. The first two result in tickets. The smoking in smoke-free places is ignored and no one takes enforcement seriously. If it is the law, where are the enforcers? I even have to walk through the haze to get into the hospital! What kind of message does that portray? -Tired of Smelling Ashtrays Trying to Get Around the City

The same cliques still exist. The cool carrots live it up, make the money, get laid, are liked by many. The poor picka-dots have to suffer, live boring lives and get action by few sexual partners because not many like them. Will there ever be a world where everyone is equal? Where there are no carrots and no picka-dots? Doesn't seem hopeful. -Observer

I'm really off to a good start. The first guy I wrote to on this dating site just wrote back and told me he only dates hot girls and that it must have taken a lot of courage for me to message him. -Single Chick