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Posted
on Thu, Apr 10, 2014 at 10:22 AM
If you're going to advertise your mediocre CD with a pre-order that includes a t-shirt you may want to send out those t-shirts. Been waiting since Dec and have been ignored and put off multiple times when trying to ask the band about it. You should probably try to hang onto the small fan base you have. Joke's on me I guess. -Karma's A Bitch Baby
Posted
on Thu, Apr 10, 2014 at 10:21 AM
You know it's notorious, lady, you are barren of soul,
You're cold-faced and cold-hearted and and way oversold,
and that is unfortunate for us because of the position you hold,
Acting like your public consultations gonna make us all bold.
You are yelling, you're stressed, your words drip with detest,
You're pissed you can't handle the work on your desk,
Word of mouth says you're always like this—
Too much word of mouth to contest,
And that's probably why your disrespectful ass got an F.
-Tax Payer
Posted
on Thu, Apr 10, 2014 at 10:19 AM
Come on. You all know you're full of crap. I'm one of you—and I KNOW. -3H sauce
Posted
on Wed, Apr 9, 2014 at 12:17 PM
I. Hipster is a vague term (you say hipster, I say why?).
II. There are a lot of “groups” of people who dress the same, it's a signifier to other like-minded people (politicians do it, punks do it, geeks freaks and bros do it, and so do you).
III. The “grain” only runs one way. If you are going against the grain, you are doing so with a lot of other people, and vice versa (you are with the program or with the other program).
VI. Keeping a well-groomed beard and sharp haircut takes a lot more attention to detail and care than shaving every day and slapping on a baseball cap.
V. In regards to male dressing habits, clothes and shoes that fit and are made well age well (beer box freebies are made for an imaginary size of person).
There is no need to bitch about “hipsters.” They're not harming anyone, and if you feel so strongly that they are, then go help the people/places/things the evil “hipsters” are harming. -Snobs Over Slobs?
Posted
on Wed, Apr 9, 2014 at 12:14 PM
Why must everything be so damn entertaining! I just have a measly 500 words between me and freedom. I know, I should be working on it now instead of writing this bitch. But I can't because there's paint drying in the next room. -Finals Upset Cosmic Karma
Posted
on Wed, Apr 9, 2014 at 12:13 PM
I HATE it when people strikeup a conversation with you and you are wearing headphones. It's one thing to ask a question or give information, but to start blathering on about nothing at all is SO annoying I can barely stand it. I don't want to talk to you. I'm secluding myself in music for a reason. I don't want to have to take out my headphones and hear your mundane comments about the weather, or if I'm "from around here," I don't like you. In fact, I hate you. I hate 90 percent of people. Don't talk to me.Unfortunately, I have to be out in public to go to work, and make money. I don't have to talk to you. So shut the fuck up and take a fucking hint. -Apparently Attractive and Extremely Anti-social
Posted
on Tue, Apr 8, 2014 at 11:57 AM
To the customers who sit in restaurants for three hours, receive attentive service and then leave a terrible tip—just stay home. I am a firm believer that you have the right to tip whatever you want when at a restaurant, but if you have been served for three hours and are even told there's no rush when you're the only table left, you could at least throw the server a bone. If you have the money to pay for a three-course dinner for you and your date, you should have the courtesy to take care of the person who took care of you. -Cheap Asses Stay Home
Posted
on Tue, Apr 8, 2014 at 11:54 AM
If I have to listen to you complain about the shitty men you've dated/are dating one more time I'm going to implode, then explode and then collapse into a black hole. You keep dating the same type of guy—music dude, hangs out in bars, pretends not to care routine. Really? Are you stupid or just like complaining? These guys can see you coming from miles away. You deserve them! -Press Pause For Once
Posted
on Mon, Apr 7, 2014 at 2:34 PM
Yes, you are SO cool with your trendy beard, trendy beer, trendy cut and trendy boots. Get over yourself you dink. You're probably a cool guy, but you're covered in a veil of bullshit. Oh, you're a musician you say? Who cares. I'm trying to enjoy my trendy beer without having to listen to your crap, and there's not enough room between our tables, and there's only one bar in this area. It must be exhausting having to be cool all the time. Just be yourself, for once! No pretense! -Relentless Plucker
Posted
on Mon, Apr 7, 2014 at 11:17 AM
When did Halifax become so trendy? The burger joints, the "gastropubs," the big beards with short hair on the side and long on the top, all the hipsters waiting to be told what they like and dislike. Why now? Or are we eternally doomed to be followers? Small city complex? Do you ever look around and notice that everyone else is just like you? It must hurt—at least a little—to know that you're not so special. -Follower