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Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Posted on Tue, Apr 1, 2014 at 1:28 PM

Heard about this from a friend on Facebook. Mr. "K.T.:" it takes a real man to control his anger. I don't know what kind of man it takes to kick a dog. Whatever your excuses, you are a pathetic example of the human race. If only I was there. -Someone with a Heart

Posted on Tue, Apr 1, 2014 at 1:15 PM

Urg, of course I'm not your "biggest fan"! You can't just drop people like that and leave them in the dark! Well, I guess you can, because you did, but don't expect them to be happy to hear from you...when you do see fit to reach out to them again. -It Was Fun While it Lasted

Posted on Tue, Apr 1, 2014 at 1:14 PM

Pissy, bored, spaced-out and deserving waitstaff: Ask yourself, what is your role here? I understand your bitterness about this not being your dream career, I understand your work is fraught with all manner of assholes, arguably paying for the right to be more deserving than you, but fuckin' christ treat me like a person and I'll do the same. Or at least treat me like a hungry/thirsty robot and you still get a tip. If I could hand the chef some money and carry my plate to my table and back, I would. Ps. Some of you are awesome. -Home Cook

Posted on Tue, Apr 1, 2014 at 1:10 PM

There once was a Douche on Nantucket
Who knew not what he said, there's no doubting it
Sir the Lady in minivan, was breaking the law
Exiting an enter only lane, was the first flaw
She was supposed to turn right, Instead she decided to take flight
Up Nantucket through a red, where she could have killed someone dead
I tried to stop her, as I also was walking
Across the street, to get to the parking
Lot of Dollarama and Shoppers
You butt in Mr. Nantucket,
Your opinion was not wanted
We yelled at each other, told you to mind your own butter
What a douche, The Douche of Nantucket you are.
-She Was Breaking the Law Twofold

Posted on Tue, Apr 1, 2014 at 1:08 PM

The province didn't take my suggestion seriously to change the name of the town of Lake Echo to Lake Echo Echo Echo. -Whatever Ever Ever

Posted on Tue, Apr 1, 2014 at 12:57 PM

You're selling a guitar on Kijiji. Great! I write, then I call. I tell you I want it, but you can't be there tonight cause you're "going out." Then you tell me when I can go see it. I make plans to go see it—that's right, I'm busy, and sometimes need to plan things. Then when I contact you that scheduled night you tell me you sold it. What the fuck? I sell shit all the time on Kijiji and I don't need to dick people around like that. You suck, and I hope you lose your wallet. I found a better guitar, for a better price, because I am better than you because I can manage to sell shit without dicking around. Imagine that! -Superior Being

Friday, March 28, 2014

Posted on Fri, Mar 28, 2014 at 2:00 PM

Seriously, who votes in the "Best of Halifax" poll? Obviously not anyone who's been at any music venues and actually seen/heard SOME of the acts that won. If these "musicians" are the best we have to offer, no wonder people complain about a shitty music scene. —At least three of them can actually play an instrument and or sing well

Posted on Fri, Mar 28, 2014 at 1:00 PM

Thanks so much for pointing out that my boyfriend is too good for me now that he's out west making shitloads. And telling me that I should drop 50 pounds or go out there and make my own big bucks so I'll be "on his level" was oh so lovely. FYI, he's all about personality, not looks or money in his partner! — Fat chick

Posted on Fri, Mar 28, 2014 at 12:00 PM

Thank you to all the HRM residents who took the time and effort to shovel out their precious gas-guzzling cars, but couldn't take the time to clear their sidewalks!

OH! And while I'm on the topic of responsible transit and snow - Thanks also to HRM transit for not updating the GO times to announce that the buses were no longer running. Some of us don't use social media to get these updates! —Fed up with winter

Posted on Fri, Mar 28, 2014 at 11:00 AM

I'm so sick and tired of dudes in cars cat-calling women as they drive by. If you are so desperate to "pick up chicks," then actually compliment them and treat them with respect. Honking or yelling "nice tits!" is NOT flattering, and is in fact street harassment. Don't be surprised when a woman tells you off for it. I would. —Back Off, Dude