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Friday, February 21, 2014

Posted on Fri, Feb 21, 2014 at 2:00 PM

To the moron who sat beside me this morning on the #7 bus. Yes, I know I sneezed 3 times (quite loudly and forcefully, I might add). BUT, I sneezed into my jacket sleeve (as we were advised to do when H1N1 was an issue). There was no need for you to immediately lift your jacket collar and stare at me as if I had an airborne infectious disease or the Ebola virus. I have what are called ALLERGIES, so, if I sneezed like that, it’s probably because of some shitty perfume YOU were wearing. I guess lifting up your collar might have been good for me though: it prevented your stupidity from reaching through to me. Next time, don’t assume the person beside you is sick: just ask yourself what you smell like and if you have a cat or a dog (or many!) since I am allergic to those animals’ dander as well. I hope you get on the bus one day and everyone is sneezing: your obsessive compulsive behavior just MIGHT make you get off the bus and walk. Have a GREAT day! —the guy sitting beside you on the #7 Gottingen this morning

Posted on Fri, Feb 21, 2014 at 1:00 PM

Inch worm is what I like to call impatient people that never come to a full stop when you’re in the crosswalk….they slowly inch forward as if to say ”Hurry up and cross already!”. I get it ….your time is more valuable than mine it’s such a pesky inconvenience to have to stop for us pedestrians that you feel you have to make it well known you’re in a hurry and we are in your way. Well let me tell you something that’s part of how accidents happen!!! Would it seriously kill you to come to a full stop?? Do you really gain that much more time inching forward as I cross???? No! and it’s much safer for everyone if you just come to a full STOP let the people cross, double check no one else has entered the cross walk and then proceed. Another thing! When you have a GREEN ARROW to turn left go for it! But once it turns into a solid green light don’t just barrel through if there is no oncoming traffic because if you’re in a busy intersection in DT chances are the people in the crosswalk you will drive through have just been given their “WALK” light so pay attention.

And pedestrians start paying closer attention when you want to cross the street stop look both ways try and do your best to look directly at on coming drivers so they are aware you want to cross….wait for them to STOP…..dbl check again then cross….put your phone down….don’t assume people see you…..and even if you have a walk sign unfortunately it doesn’t mean you can throw caution to the wind and jet out you should still take your time and look both ways!

I get it your busy day ends and you just want to go home, you woke up late, someone’s waiting for you ect ect. There is a million excuses to not pay attention while driving or walking, but if the last few months have proven anything it’s that it’s far too easy to cause an accident when you don’t pay attention and just be patient. You will get where you need to go eventually and if you’re late so be it at least you’ll be in one piece and so will everyone else on the road.

—Please just STOP

Posted on Fri, Feb 21, 2014 at 12:00 PM

Thanks for lying to me, taxi. After telling me repeatedly over a 45 minute stretch that your car was "a few minutes away" it never did show up.

I could have built a car in the time you took to concoct your increasingly lame excuses.

You suck. I hope HRM reads this and implements a One Zone taxi regime... Because in a free market, you are dead.

I hate you for stealing an hour from my work day.

—resident who ought to know better

Posted on Fri, Feb 21, 2014 at 11:00 AM

Prepare your taxes using an online tool. Before you actually submit it, play around with some of the fields. Toggle your province of residence and see how it affects your taxes owing / refund owing. For myself, the difference between Nova Scotia and Ontario is $23 taxes owed in Nova Scotia and $2,100 refund in Ontario. Not to mention I make 20 percent less becuase I live in Nova Scotia. Maybe the McNeil Government can send out some sample sized lube packets next year when tax time comes around. It hurts. Sad thing is that no one seems to care. Harper had it right - bunch of defeatists. — Lube er up next time.

Posted on Fri, Feb 21, 2014 at 9:23 AM

I hate you. I hate you for making me someone I wasn't. I hate your cocky laugh, I hate your frumpy body, I hate your big ass teeth and your big ass feet. I hate your fucking face. I hate that you somehow turned this around on me in your own mind. This was your fault, you are to blame. I did nothing but love you, you fucked that up because you're fucked up. I hope you have a great life mis leading people you pity, because it's pity. You don't care, you think fixing peoples problems will cover the ugly you hold inside. Well it won't. You're a selfish, manipulative, cold hearted and ugly person. You're so bitter it's incredible. Me too though, no worries there. I'm so glad you proved me right. I fucking hate you. I'll never ignore my gut again. You're a heartless bitch. Good god I hate you. :)! —Your Overachievements Underwhelm. Can't Undo Nullified Truth.

Posted on Fri, Feb 21, 2014 at 9:21 AM

What the shit guys. I have lived here for nineteen years and I've been jobless for 3 months. Yes it's winter. Yes I'm not passing out twenty resumes a day, everyday. But holy jesus, I understand now, why everyones leaving! But it doesn't have to be this way!! I've had an ego death and then some, I'm just trying to survive, and be able to feed my animal friends, and rent. Frig... local shops and restaurants i'm your gal! common' I know you wana! —SoOverlyQualifiedItHurts

Posted on Fri, Feb 21, 2014 at 9:20 AM

You pulled up to the bus stop on Spring Garden. I couldn't get across because of the traffic light.

I waved to you.

You saw me.

I saw you see me.

But you didn't wait. Instead you pulled out then the light changed.

So now you are at the light, which allowed me to cross and made you stay. I went to the door but you shook your head and wouldn't let me on.

Save me that "we're not supposed to.." because I've seen other drivers use their own discretion and allow people on or off at non-designated stops. You chose to use your own discretion to be a prick. I will remember that next time you fuckers go on strike and look for public support.

—late and loathing

Posted on Fri, Feb 21, 2014 at 9:18 AM

I guess you think you are pretty beautiful in your coyote fur jacket. You are not. That wild dog was though. People like you suck the magic out of this world. Hope you find yourself in a leg hold trap someday soon, suffer and are skinned for a fucking jacket. —ThatFadIsSad

Posted on Fri, Feb 21, 2014 at 9:17 AM

I’m so fucking tired of hipsters… they all work so hard to be cool and show their individuality by sharing the same opinions, loving the same things and dressing the same androgynous way.

Can we please have the next wave of what’s cool already so we don’t have to look at these sheep any more…

—Just me being me

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Posted on Tue, Feb 18, 2014 at 7:06 AM

I've been taken on a wild ride the past several months that made me nauseous.Only i was being driven in circles.While being fed regurgitated lies bought at stops along the way. —Call housekepping #7 needs a mop and bucket