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Saturday, February 8, 2014

Posted on Sat, Feb 8, 2014 at 4:33 PM

I'm not opposed to strip clubs, I just don't really see the need to write an article about one and make it the cover story. I read the article anyways, didn't really find it all that interesting or informative. All the businesses in HRM and you decide to profile this one. —Why?

Friday, February 7, 2014

Posted on Fri, Feb 7, 2014 at 12:00 AM

When you ask a girl out on a date and take her number , the polite thing to do is show up for the date or at least make a call or send a text if you're not going to make it . Simply very rude and an embarrassing feeling for a lady . —E.D.

Thursday, February 6, 2014

Posted on Thu, Feb 6, 2014 at 10:30 PM

I've met a lot of cactus' in my day, but you sir, are the fucking prick. You act like you're so poetic and intelligent, but in reality, you're just another pretentious hipster. I can't believe I thought you were worth it. Put down the guitar, you're not Jimi Hendrix. —How's that for coming at you like a door knob?

Posted on Thu, Feb 6, 2014 at 9:00 PM

To whoever decided to take my wallet, which was in a bag in my car on the floor, with a 25 dollar esso gift card for my aunt and uncle, 150$ to buy my father his favourite dinner for his birthday, all my ids, and many other personal things, you are the worst kind of person, that money was not yours to take i worked hours for it and for you to just take it without thought and not even have the decency to chuck it in a mail box somewhere so i could atleast get the wallet and cards back, i hope you rot in the worst kind of place, jerk —pissed off and broke as it is

Posted on Thu, Feb 6, 2014 at 7:30 PM

im so sick of bus dirvers thinking they own the road, to the driver of the 1086 bus you sir an an asshole! the law says i have to yeild when you have your left turning signal on, which i glady would have dont expect you had you FOUR WAYS on which means GO AROUND, not oh let me pull out whenever i please, almost take the side of your car off then proceed to drive like an asshole the whole time i was behind you. metro transit should put there bus drivers through more testing, or atleast teach them what there four ways mean. —learn your fucking signals or get off the fucking road

Posted on Thu, Feb 6, 2014 at 6:00 PM

I have noticed recently, against the public outcry about energy consumption and reducing our carbon footprint, that businesses and advertisers are completely ignoring this and the public supports them! I have noticed that signs in front of businesses are being replaced with giant LED displays where the image and message changes. WTF? Not only do these things chug down electricity like a frat boy doing a keg stand but, they are made out of plastic and shipped from China! Fucking sad!

I was also out for dinner lately and noticed that my view of the restaurant/bar's television sets was never obstructed, because I counted 22, 32 inch tv's pointed in every direction on every conceivable wall surface and, where one had no surface, they were suspended from the ceiling. There was no specific programming on, just mindless background movement so nobody was even watching them.

What is wrong with us? Do we crave this constant visual stimulation? Are we like fucking crows and only the shiniest of electronic media will capture our attention? At what cost to society do we ignore pleas from societies most educated in environmental sustainability?

We are all slaves to our own demise!

—Mega Watt

Posted on Thu, Feb 6, 2014 at 4:30 PM

Dear Mr. Truck Driver on the magazine hill. I hope you enjoyed 40 kmh all the way to Sackville. That was a buddy and I. I figured that if I can pass you with my shitbox car, you are obviously an idiot or an asshole. —from one asshole to another

Posted on Thu, Feb 6, 2014 at 2:22 PM

You talk to little kids about sex ed and demonstrate fucking with the forefinger "In and out" the ok sign motion. THESE ARE CHILDREN. You should not be talking kids at a grade school level (6th) about rape culture and being so graphic. IT WAS NOT ON THE LESSON PLAN and the principal who wants you blacklisted is right, u shouldn't be teaching, pig.

Ur pouch is added to the foxtail collection. It's mine now, bitch, just like the hat :) f

—Mega C

Posted on Thu, Feb 6, 2014 at 2:20 PM

I FUCKING HATE OUR UTILITY COMPANIES HERE IN NOVA SCOTIA!!! I pay you fuckers every month the amount on my bill, why the fuck is the power company sending me out bill for a thousand dollars at the end of the year? They claim, the bill amounts have only been estimates, their meter reader wasn't able to get in to see the meter and that I actually owe over a grand! I am a student! Where do you expect me to come up with a grand on the fly?? THEN, the other cocksucker of a company where I get internet and phone quoted me a package deal of 80 bucks per month but yet the monthly bills are much higher. Why the fuck do I have a bill here for 290 dollars??!!! What am I supposed to do to earn this much money so my shit doesn't get disconnected? Why are you flat out lying to my face when quoting your monthly fees but sending out fraudulent bills whenever you fucking FEEL like it in ANY AMOUNT that you see FIT??? Sending customers out a bill even a DIME above the amount quoted, should be ILLEGAL!!! Your company made a verbal contract! Where are you pulling these amounts from, your fucking ass? No wonder there are so many panhandlers, prostitutes and drug dealers in our province -- they are just trying to pay their fucking power & internet bills! This monopoly is ridiculous! Do you think people have over a grand hanging out their ass-back pocket? Fuck off utility power houses! FUCK off and die. I hate you so much that if there were any other competitors, I would gladly cancel my account with you bastards. These are unfair business practices against consumer rights... leaving Nova Scotians penniless! When you think about the intangible "product" of energy or a signal to some stupid satellite in the sky - what we are getting shouldn't cost a fortune. Some countries even have free wifi for all its citizens. Here in Canada, we gotta capitalize on everything - what's next? Charging people to breath the air? I hope people buy solar paneling for their homes and buy 'the magic jack' to rise above these monopolizing motherfuckers. YOU MAKE ME SICK! —flat out FUCKED

Posted on Thu, Feb 6, 2014 at 2:18 PM

Why do Canadian drivers still lose their goddamn minds when it snows? Were you teleported here from Arizona? Driving 20 km/h is admittedly quite annoying, but it really points to two things: you either have no confidence in your driving skills or you don't have good tires. The road is not the place to learn how to get out of a skid, so take the car out to a large parking lot (empty, preferably snow covered) and learn how to get out of a skid, how to take a turn, how to slow and turn, etc. Getting yourself in trouble in a controlled environment is the best way to learn how to get yourself out of it. You don't want to learn how to drive, stay home.

Tires: I agree, they're not cheap. But in the long run even I (El-Cheapo!) will get them; they just plain perform better in snow. —Has fun driving in snow