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Thursday, January 16, 2014

Posted on Thu, Jan 16, 2014 at 8:14 AM

Some people still do not believe that back in 1997 promised the public that the Otter Lake landfill would only operate for 25 years (until 2024). But of the day did believe that Otter Lake would close within 25 years.

Here is a snip from a newspaper of the past: The Daily News (Halifax) - March 28, 1998; " said the bill for the facility is steep considering it will close within 25 years. He would like assurances that some of the equipment could be moved to the next landfill." I recovered this from archival material available from the Halifax Public Library on Spring Garden Road.

Honesty in how an deals with its public is extremely important. If only dollar values rule the day, then no legal agreement made by the with the public can be taken as reliable. This is not democracy, this is in essence a form of despotism. —A concerned HRM Resident

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Posted on Wed, Jan 15, 2014 at 5:00 PM

Lover, you ain't trying.

On average, you'll have The Sex with me once a month. That's 12 times a year. If every time was a great time, well, it'd be plenty.

But the quality -

In the two and a half years we've been dating, you've gone down on me twice. Fair enough - maybe it's not your thing - and, you know what, I can live without it. But the concept of foreplay, any and all, seems beneath you, because when you do get around to giving me my monthly poking, your approach is, without fail, as follows:

1. Insert penis into vagina
2. Thrust
3. Ejaculate
4. Withdraw penis from vagina.

I bored myself just writing that.

I love you, but your minimalist approach to 'love-making' just isn't working for me. Sometimes you barely even touch me during the act; you just lie on your back and stretch your arms out. Comfortable, dear?

(On that note: I'm tired of being on top. When did cowgirl become the only position? We used to have at least three in our repertoire. Let's spice it up with some missionary!)

You say you love me, you're still attracted to me, blah blah blah.

So what is it? Work? Stress? Depression? Someone Else? A Kink? Low Libido? Too much porn? Too little? Talk to me! Tell me what it is! I've been asking you for a year now, and you keep telling me that there is no problem. Well, damn it, there is.

Because, right now, my best guess is that you're just a lazy fucking lover. I'm actually nostalgic for the days of yore, when my sex life wasn't on the list of things that depress me.

Monogamy shouldn't be this dry. —Girlparts getting dusty

Posted on Wed, Jan 15, 2014 at 4:00 PM

Tell your girlfriend the truth. That I didn't bone you, asshole. —Won't Miss the Crazy

Posted on Wed, Jan 15, 2014 at 2:00 PM

I just saw the acronym "lol" in a published movie review. The english language is officially dead. —Have some standards

Posted on Wed, Jan 15, 2014 at 1:00 PM

Anybody see the 3 jets flying in near perfect formation under the full moon and lay 3 nice trails of chemical who knows what in the skies above Halifax last night. If you saw them and didn't understand what you were looking at, the difference between chemtrails and contrails (the smokey looking plumes coming from jets) is that chemtrails leave a long lasting cloud, while contrails dissipate quickly. The contents of the chemtrails is tough info to get, but it can't be good. There's a lotta shit goin' on around us that the majority of people will never wake up to see. Cheers all. —iilluminate

Posted on Wed, Jan 15, 2014 at 12:00 PM

I post belly pics on facebook because my best friends want to see them. And if I feel the baby kick, I'm going to announce it. If you don't want to see or hear about it, delete my ass! On top of that, I'm thrilled that I'm going to be a mommy and I like to express the sentiment. Don't like it? Don't listen. Nuff said! —Preggers

Posted on Wed, Jan 15, 2014 at 11:00 AM

Can someone please explain to me what they were thinking when they designated the lanes on Windsor Street? What is up with the intersections at Almon and North Streets? Right, left, straight? Pick one and hope for the best? Geez —Confused Driver

Posted on Wed, Jan 15, 2014 at 10:00 AM

To the dumbass who thinks having a Swiss Army knife is considered "offensive".. Just because you were someone's bitch in jail doesn't make you mine. Fuck off. — Lilly

Posted on Wed, Jan 15, 2014 at 6:17 AM

Your unsolicited advice is not helpful. Especially since it often has no basis in things I ACTUALLY need help with.

If you spent half as much time doling out your pearls of "wisdom" to YOURSELF, more people would spend time with you. —Just shut up already

Posted on Wed, Jan 15, 2014 at 6:15 AM

If you've been hired at an organization dedicated to social and environment justice and working within an anti-oppressive framework … It may be time to retire those white girl dreadlocks, don't you think? —Better hair than you