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Saturday, January 4, 2014

Posted on Sat, Jan 4, 2014 at 10:53 AM

You have no clue what your scumbag husband does or your too stupid to realize you need to get away from him. You admit your in a loveless marriage that you haven't slept together in 7 years.

Your not in it for the money since you had to declare bankruptcy 2 years ago. You are the financial provider sure as hell not him.He expects his 90 year old mother to take both of you in if you lose the house. I don't call that a man. Bet he wants to take over his mom house when she passes on as it will be paid in full. Then it will start to fall apart as he is too lazy to fix things.

NO ONE Likes him how can he have friends when all he does is take his meds and drinks and smokes, He doesn't have friends as he is too lazy to get his useless ass out and get a job.

You have no clue how much family support you will have if you ever dump his sorry ass.

He never has a nice word to say about you or your family. I hate the things he says about you and you just accept it and laugh it off.

Probably cause it is your family helping you guys out and he has no intentions of paying anyone back cause he thinks the world owes him.PLUS he is too lazy to get a job. he is a fucking waste of space good for nothing.

There will be no loss when he is gone.

Lose him before you are homeless and your family gives up on you because of him.

Your family is scared to lose you with what is going on so please get out of it all before it is too late. —happily single friend

Posted on Sat, Jan 4, 2014 at 10:50 AM

I was at a certain bar and grill for the 3rd year in a row to see some friends play a show. They moved to Toronto a couple years back and come back for Christmas and play every year, it is usually the only time we see them. I usually have a blast dancing, and it is a good scene for people who are into heavier music. This year I was PINNED up against the stage. Couldn't move. I am still debating whether to take pictures of my bruises and send them to the bar, as my mother in law suggested. It was all dudes, bending me over the stage. When I told my boyfriend I was uncomfortable, he started pushing back... and someone tried to choke him out. When I finally made my way out, I noticed the back of the dance area was relatively uncluttered, so your cramming up into me was unnecessary, and meant to make me uncomfortable. Whether you were being perverted or not, if you wanted to be by the stage, you should have waited like we did. Then leaving the bar later to find someone, I was told I wasn't allowed back in, even to wait for my friends who had my ride, when I was in a dress and it was freezing. Young gun at the door needed to calm down on the power trip, k thanks.Then I got home to pipes burst under my kitchen sink RUINING my lower bathroom ceiling. A big fuck you to ringing in the new year, I wish I stayed home and worked on the 6th bottle of wine with my group of friends. FUCKIIIING DICKBAGS. —Little black dress

Thursday, January 2, 2014

Posted on Thu, Jan 2, 2014 at 2:00 PM

You are still single at 31 because no guy you meet is ever good enough for you. Yes, it's wonderful to have standards, and being attractive, smart, funny, kind, educated, and career driven, you of all people should have them. But you always find some deal breaker: He's not my type (as in too fat, ugly, etc), he's broke, he's weird, he's too nice, he's an asshole, he's creepy....yet you complain about being single!

Hmm, ever heard of giving these guys a chance? They could be wonderful men but the second you see one flaw, you dismiss them. I doubt they're all really as flawed as you say they are because none of the other women we know seem to have this issue, they all found great guys to spend their lives with. They are also attractive, kind, well grounded, and successful women.

And you continue to complain about there not being good men around. You are driving us all bananas! I'm telling you, YOU are the reason why you're single, you're passing up opportunity after opportunity to meet some wonderful male singles because you're too judgmental and particular to give them the time of day! —Frustrated BFF who knows No one's perfect

Posted on Thu, Jan 2, 2014 at 12:00 PM

I have a question? Who is teaching the drivers in nova Scotia my god the carelessness and lack of road ediqute is scary, does anyone know how the four way stop works

You know police don't have the ability to be every where but in the end insurance companies have a way of sorting this out..

Learn to drive and pay attention —bindfolded drivers

Posted on Thu, Jan 2, 2014 at 10:00 AM

So I walk with my Mum to check out the Dartmouth Christmas Tree the first Sunday evening after Christmas and....WTF....it's all dark! Not a single light on!!! Our society normally leaves the lights on at least until Jan. 1st. After a massive ceremony to light it with a great turn out, what's the problem? —Not So Dark Side

Posted on Thu, Jan 2, 2014 at 8:01 AM

Halifax is a World-Class city. I know this, because Haligonians say it is so. And Haligonians all smoke. I know this because of all the cigarette butts on the ground. But don't worry, I'm going to give a solution. Its called a Butt Can. Here's how it's done: 1) Get a can. 2) Get some sand. 3) Put the sand in the can. 4) Put it next to a bus stop, on street corners, in all the parks (even the non-smoking ones). Are you a Haligonian with a porch? Get a butt can, your neighbour from Away doesn't want to see that shit. Are you a business owner that employs Haligonians? Get a butt can. My taxes aren't paying for good roads much less cleaning up the sidewalk. Looking for a NY Resolution and can't figure one out? If you're a Haligonian, get a butt can. —Knows what the definition of "Littering" is.

Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Posted on Tue, Dec 31, 2013 at 10:00 PM

To my favorite poutine shop: I know I haven't been in lately, but WTF is up with the way smaller portions of poutine? You guys were well known for a huge helping of poutine even in the smaller size box! Now the box is half the size (even though the price never changed...). I'm saddened by this :( —can't see you staying in business long.

Posted on Tue, Dec 31, 2013 at 9:00 PM

To the dummy who dented my green hyundai in the Sobey's parking lot on Wise Road between 3 and 4 pm new year's eve..

I'd be angrier if you hadn't been stupid enough to cut and run in front of a goddamned outdoor security camera.

I'm giving you one week from the day this is posted to come forward and exchange insurance information. Failing that, the NSLC and I will be happy to get the cops involved.

Either way, you pay. All you have to do is decide if you want to deal with the police on top of that. —Clock's ticking.

Posted on Tue, Dec 31, 2013 at 8:00 PM

I have an extremely bad nut allergy. My girlfriend knows this very well from our episodes at emergency department. She got me a box of chocolate covered almonds for Christmas. I think she is trying to kill me. What should I do? —Afraid

Posted on Tue, Dec 31, 2013 at 5:21 PM

The first craters you will probably notice if you look at the moon over the next few nights are three large craters right in the middle of the sunrise line, called the "terminator." These are named from north to south Ptolemaeus, Alphonsus, and Arzachel.

But there are 3 other craters that you may have noticed over the last few days. The trio ,which can be found on the Bicentenial highway 102 sunrise line, is known as the "whatthefuckinator". These are named from north to south as 'toowide2straddle', 'sodeepitbrokebackmountainedme' and 'theregoesmysteeringaligmentagain'.

Yes, folks this are our beloved highway. What in the hell happened? This time, maybe the typical 'well, this is Nova Scotia' just doesn't cut it. This highway was in excellent condition, repaved, patched, and relatively smooth.

If you want my opinion, the snow plows did it. If you want another one of my opinions, this is gross negligence, and there should be hell to pay. —pissed