Dog walkers of Eastern Passage! Pick up your pooch's poo! We just had a beautiful new sidewalk installed along Shore Road that I've been waiting to see for over 20 years and every single day since its installation I find dog turds left to decompose on it everywhere! It's not difficult: Bring a bag, turn it inside out and cover your hand like a glove, pick up the poo and turn the bag inside and tie it up. Done. It won't kill you to hang onto it until you get home to chuck in the garbage. It's gross. Pick it up! —Poop Patrol

To whomever felt the need to steal my khaki-coloured L.L. Bean bookbag from a certain establishment downtown yesterday evening (19 Sept): I am a full-time student working part time as much as I can, and now I am out $750+ of value (mostly school-related items). Now, I am stripped of my class notes, a physics textbook, as well as assignments and other things that are key to my education. Oh yeah, and my passport.
Thanks. As if I don't already put in enough effort.
—Broke student you made broker

I don't care about your education but I care about mine. I'm paying good money to be here...So maybe when the instructor is instructing you shut the fuck up? Or leave.—Classless Class Chatter

I'm actually considering seeing a psychologist for anger problems due to Halifax Transit. All my stress is caused from buses. I've experienced everything from almost losing my job due to late buses, falling by running for early buses, being late for dates, getting frostbite when buses are canceled in winter, getting kicked off for bringing subway on the bus, banned for swearing, late for doctor appointments, losing my pay check to cabs when buses fail to provide decent service, panic attacks, almost robbed at the bus stop, losing friendships due to how long it takes to see friends, people arguing over me opening a window, lack of sleep due to long commutes etc. I can go on and on, but you get the point. I can't work less to help ease the stress of buses. I got bills to pay and places to be. Quit paying your drivers a fortune and use the money were it's fucking needed.
—I've reached my last nerve

WOULD YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP?

Last night I saw Brian Wilson and Al Jardine live, spent 33 years waiting for that; spent 100 bucks on a ticket; I eat out of goddamn garbage cans because I am so poor.

YOU TWO FUCKS sat a few rows back, and were talking and carrying on competing with the music; everyone up to my row could hear you clearly and you pissed everyone off.

I had to ask you TWICE to shut the fuck up, and even still; you kept at it; you even left early, knowing full well I wanted to come back there; and work with you personally.

You are goddamn lucky little shit stains that we were at the Pet Sounds concert, and everyone just wanted to have fun, other than you two losers in your all white outfits with the woman who clearly wished she had brought two other people with her.

I don't want to see either of your fucking faces again.
-SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GODDAMN FUCKS

I know it's hard, flicking a flag from stop to slow and back again, but when you are yakking to a blond it makes it harder. That's why the flag was on slow went I went across then you bawled at me for going through. I stopped.  You then switched it to stop. In future, use your one brain cell to get it right and stop thinking with your dick!
-Thinker

Why is it that every bus driver slams violently on the brakes every single time they approach a crosswalk, as if they're encountering one for the very first time and aren't quite sure what it is?
-Crabby transit rider

I'm gonna totally ignore the complete lack of planning in this city in regards to road construction and just complain about drivers.

Bumper to bumper traffic and of course one or two cars always squeeze in to block the intersection. Thanks! Next, the Armdale roundabout. If you can't read the signs clearly indicating which collector lane you're in and more importantly where its going to take you then you should be on a bus. Then to top it off don't try to change lanes and force your way in after you realize your mistake. The roundabout has solid lines for a reason!

And lastly, cyclists. What's with the one meter rule? If I'm first at a red light and some cyclist nuzzles up to me then I can't legally accelerate. One meter should really work both ways and cyclists should stack in traffic like everyone else. Well mainly those of us that pay taxes, have insurance and buy gasoline.
—Road raging

Yes, a hurricane is a terrible thing and living through one must be a terrifying experience.  But, all you Canadians stuck at Club Med with water and sandwiches bitching that the Canadian Government isn't doing enough to get you out, here's an idea: Send your sandwich makers home to help their own families, make your own damn sandwiches, go across the  street and help some devastated family search through what used to be their home and help them start to put their lives together again.  Stop your pathetic whining about your situation and help someone who really needs it!
—Can't survive your bitching

I realize that you didn't like waiting in a long line at the checkout, I hate it too, but to throw salsa at me while I was trying to close and clean was just plan rude! It's not my fault that we are under staffed, call the manager for god's sake, don't take it out on me. Really? You just made yourself look like a complete asshole in front of everyone else, unless they are also assholes as well. Take it up with management, not me. I don't allocate hours for cashiers, I don't close cause I don't give a shit, I close because they don't pay me past my allocated hours. Ten minutes past my shift, I don't get paid for that, keep that in mind the next time you decide to chuck shit at someone because you are too angry to wait in line. Jerk!
-Pissed off cashier