Monday, August 29, 2011
Hope you're enjoying your omelet, I just wanted to let you know that I love you and that you mean the world to me Missy... Now look up from the paper and give me that smile that I love. —Lumberjack Husband
To the SUV mom at the grocery store today. The parking lot was very crowded and you left your cart blocking the only available space for my car. I had to get out of the car and move the cart, and you were still around so I gave you the evil eye.
Thank you for rolling down your window. You said, "If I knew that this was going to affect you, I never would have done it. I'm sorry"
That was a great thing that you did, it melted my anger and put me into a better mood for hours.
We sometimes forget that the inconsiderate things that happen to us are not personal. I thank you for making it personal. And I pledge not to be so quick to draw any conclusions the next time it happens. —Touched By a Sincere Apology
I came home drunk and you knew right away. So I ended up telling you I was drunk and that I smoke weed as you were rolling a joint with your friend. Stupid on me, of course you already knew. I asked for some and you said no, eventually you gave in. I've been wanting to tell you for a long time. Thanks for being awesome and thanks for not telling mom and dad. —Little Sister
To the girl who sells the pasties at the market on Saturday morning: your voice is as sweet as honey and your beauty and infectious laugh catches my eye every weekend. Thanks for lighting up my day. —Cheese and Onion Pasty Guy
To the girl who wears a kilt and has one dreadlock in her hair... I think I love you. Your style and humour is so amazing and your perverted jokes get me sexually aroused. I hope to see you again soon on the bus.
xoxo —The Stalker in da Back
With a #1 combo meal in one hand and a large iced tea in the other, using my knee to hold open the Coast newspaper box on Quinpool wasn't a good idea. With slapstick precision, the door of the box slammed on my index finger. Yow! Fortunately, the half-litre of ice in the iced tea kept the swelling down for the next hour. Thanks, I'll never complain about too much ice again. —Icy Finger
We met one day for coffee and I thought you were cute in boyish way. Now here we are 6 months later and I miss you every minute you're not with me. I thought you weren't my type, but couldn't have been more wrong. I love my night nurse. —Glad I Listened to My Heart
It simply made my day running into you on the commons. I haven't been working much lately, so I haven't been able to see you come into my work for a while. I hope you pop in, then maybe I can get your name! Continue being awesome, and always keep smiling... it's brilliant. —Yeah, My Blue Corset
I felt like I was on a roller coaster - then you came back to me - now things feel right again in my world - we are so awesome together - I love you. —You know who you are and you know who I am
To the girl with the grey headphones and Great Wave iPod skin, I was sitting next to you on the 2 last monday. I could see what you were listening to. It was jamming. Keep it up and rock on. Wish I could have spoken to you. Next time! —Guy in Arcade Fire T-shirt