Spoony spoon? —Schmoopy

To all those paper marking, tweed wearing, glasses cleaning, graying around the temples man-profs who chuckle at their own jokes and whose tangents are athletic: you make smart sexy!

Your office hours make us, the students who swoon at your comments in the margins, think indecent things. Keep giving those brain-gasms! —Lover of the suede elbow patch

I wanted to send out some love to everyone who helped me after I was hit by a car. From the driver who stopped and called 911, to the nursing student to stopped to help even though she had just been passing, the paramedics, the cops, the firefighters who helped me take my leather coat off while I couldn't move my spine (there was no way I would let it be cut it off), and of course, the amazing and compassionate doctors and nurses: you guys are heroes and I can't thank you enough. —Bruised (but not broken) biker

I was so drunk on Friday night, all alone and scratched up. My head was in a far away place, I could have easily been taken advantage of if it weren't for the kind people walking their wee little dog and picking me up off of the sidewalk.

You led me into your house and bandaged me up, most likely I was blabbering and you put up with that too. We had never met before but you treated me like you would treat a close friend, patiently and gently. Thank you for walking me home later too, you two will be in my memory forever. I can remember falling and smacking my face on the pavement, but I can't remember what you two looked like or I would have tracked you down to give you my sincere and grateful thank you. THANK YOU! —Thank You Saviours of a Messed Up Night

Thanks to all the folks who stopped to check on me while I lay mortally wounded on the sidewalk last Thursday. And thanks to those who took the time to call for assistance. And special thanks to the folks from Hope for Wildlife Society who took me to the vet. I'll be seeing you all outside the great french fry truck in the sky! —Mr. Gull

Thanks to your lectures I know [mostly] everything about OHS and workplace safety... You are great at keeping our attention (although monday mornings it may not seem like it), and your youthful attitude is something this university desperately needs.

Add to that you are effing sexy ! You mentioned you read the coast so I figured I'd send you some love. —Appreciates a good professor

It was one of those weeks where I lost my keys, memory stick, & knapsack all on separate occasions. To say I was under stress would be an understatement. Then I lost my purse at Tims but was to busy to notice. Amazingly this wonderful woman found it, and my cell phone, called my husband and brought it to me at work - everything in tact!

You talk about knights on horseback, don't come close to mom's in hatchbacks. Hugh Thanks and all that good karma back at ya! —Hardworkinteacher

Sometimes when I'm really down in the dumps a little bit of magic happens: someone knocks on my door or something that seems like a disaster ends up being a good opportunity. Keep it coming. —Cautiously Optimistic

You were let down so very badly by one of your own. But you do not need to distance yourself from him in our minds. He did that, when he abandoned all human decency in his conduct. Your honour is unsullied, your professionalism unquestioned and your service appreciated. Thank you, all. —Proud Army Brat

I just found out you guys are closing, and I just wanted to thank you all. I hate that we're losing a Canadian store while the American one survives, but I just wanted to say that you guys are great, always friendly and helpful. Me and my family will miss you. —Loyal Customer